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X Factor, Saturday 8pm, ITV

Posted by Michael Baggs

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Everything changes when X Factor hits the live shows. This is the point which separates the men from the boys - or to be more specific, separates the Danyl Johnsons from the Rikki Loneys.

Last night’s show celebrated the work of Robbie Williams - the first of the series’ big name acts to men tor the 12 hopeful finalists. However, the live show was remarkably Robbie-free as only a handful of contestants sang songs by the former Take That star.

Rachel Adedeji opened the show with a solid performance of his ‘Let Me Entertain You’, before former strippers Kandy Rain turned out an impressive cover of Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted To Love’. The foursome’s performance sparking an early clash between the judges as Dannii and Cheryl attacked the girls’ provocative costumes while Simon and Louis celebrated the flesh flashed.

Essex lad Olly Murs and Rikki Loney struggled to make an impact with their covers of ‘She’s The One’ and Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back To Black’ before Dagenham mum Stacey Solomon’s rather wonderful take on Coldplay’s ‘The Scientist’ was the first standout performance of the night. Having already charmed the nation with her personality, Stacey’s natural sparkle and stunning voice seems certain to see this girl reach the latter stages of the competition.

Miss Frank were typically flawless on their performance of soul classic ‘Who’s Lovin' You’ before Jamie Archer turned out a rather flat rendition of T-Rex’s ‘Get It On despite the band, dancers and huge set supporting his performance. Sixteen-year-old Lloyd Daniels tackled Justin Timberlake’s ‘Cry Me A River’ with a performance that was slightly awkward but which will no doubt have struck a chord with the more maternal viewers.

Lucie Jones (who felt the need to remind us, for the umpteenth time that she is just a girl from a small town in Wales) stood out as one of the show’s strongest singers with her performance of Leona Lewis’s ‘Footprints In The Sand’. The girl’s got a great voice and looks good, but the star potential is yet to shine through.

Now. John & Edward. Facebook ‘hate’ groups, national newspaper campaigns to force them off the show, even boos from the studio audience - it’s staggering that so many people have rallied such venom towards two teenage boys. True, their vocals were the weakest of the night but their performance of Robbie’s ‘Rock DJ’ was the evening’s most entertaining and was reminiscent of the glory days of previous finalists, Same Difference.

Joe McElderry rounded off the under-25 boys’ category (mentored by Cheryl Cole and by far the weakest category of the season) with a stage-school performance of ‘No Regrets’. His voice is great, but perhaps far too suited to musical theatre for X Factor success.

Danyl Johnson closed the show with a staggering cover of ‘And I Am Telling You’, (made famous most recently by Jennifer Hudson). The strongest performer of the night, Danyl would be the year’s sure-fire winner if it weren’t for his on-stage arrogance which could all too easily prove his downfall and as Louis Walsh warned him: "You need to become more likeable - you haven’t won the competition yet." The last thing the voting public want is to have their winner served up to them in week one - we’ll make our own judgements, thank you very much.


Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Thursday 9.30pm, BBC Two

Posted by Will Parkhouse

Phil Jupitus and Noel Fielding © BBC

Has it really been 13 years since Never Mind the Buzzcocks first tentatively rocked up to our screens? No conferring. Well, yes, it has, actually – and if memory serves, no one was really expecting it to last because Have I Got News For You seemed to have cornered the comedy quiz show market so decisively that it was basically blasphemy to even commission another.

Still, here we are at the start of series 23, and Bill Bailey has left for good, leaving the right hand side of the screen with a permanent new team captain in the form of simpering surrealist Noel Fielding (him out of The Mighty Boosh). Oh, and Simon Amstell's gone too, meaning the show gets a different host every week, a bit like… Oh, you know.

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BRITs 2009, Wednesday 8pm, ITV1

Posted by Jon Horsley

Coldplay

What would be the abiding memory of the 2009 BRITs? Would there be a Jarvis Cocker storming the stage? A Chumbawumba assault on a politician? Or a Mick Fleetwood/Sam Fox style farrago?

Well, no. Instead of one special moment of anarchy or embarrassment there was an almost non-stop flow of awkward moments. Nearly every joke from Mathew Horne and James Corden fell flat, including a sexual innuendo by Mathew aimed at co-host Kylie, that was so lame it was taken outside and shot. Not that any of this is a bad thing - the sound of failure is ideal for a live televisual spectacular.

One thing's for sure: the noise jokes make when dying is a lot more pleasant than hearing Fearne Cotton yell her way through a series of interviews so excruciatingly fatuous, she may as well have been replaced by a packet of crisps. The best moment was when she called Duffy “McDuffster” and received an icy cold death stare, showing the definite diva potential inherent in THE MCDUFFSTER. She should let it out more often.

Other enjoyably uncomfortable moments: Elbow offering a drink to recovering alcoholic David Hasselhof, Chris Martin (pictured) failing to hit the high notes and generally flailing around, Iron Maiden accepting an award and reading out their tour dates and Kings Of Leon thanking England, not Britain, at The BRIT Awards.

As for the music, pop won. Girls Aloud fan-dancing, Take That dressed as Clerk Kent aliens and the mighty Pet Shop Boys blew Kings Of Leon, Coldplay and U2 away. Duffy picked up three gongs which, as the announcer rather unfairly said, “puts her on a level with Robbie Williams... and The Darkness”.

But of course, no one gives a BRIT about the actual awards – it’s all about the show. This was a paradox - thoroughly professional and yet also giving the impression of being a total shambles. All in all, pretty good.

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