I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! It's Biggins!

Posted by Alan Tyers

Biggins has won! The I'm A Celeb... series seven champ has been crowned.

It came down to the show's big two, as Janice went head-to-head with the much loved camper.

'J' came in a game third, but the people have spoken: and they have spoken for Biggins. He was a popular winner, bless him.

A cracking finale saw Janice being covered in worms, some giant-bug-type things called yabbies, gunk and green ants. And lots of cockroaches. The poor creatures. She got five out of five stars.

'J' and Biggins also performed manfully in their Bushtucker Trials.

Biggins ate a bunch of horrid stuff. Kangaroo balls. Seriously. And he also got five out of five.

But talking of five - or 5ive - sadly, there was no such luck for 'J'. He couldn't get all the stars out of a tank full of eels and crocodiles and spiders. I hate it when that happens.

But no matter. The day belonged to Biggins. Cheerio!

I’m A Celebrity… the final three

Posted by Helen Jennings

So here we are – the final three. Janice Dickinson, Christopher Biggins and J Brown will battle it out tonight to be crowned the king or queen of the jungle.

The Daily Star is backing Janice to win after yesterday’s trial because she was a good sport when she fell on her rump with a big bump. “She’s star of the best Bushtucker Trial this year,” says the red top, who’s guessing that Christopher will be runner-up and J will come last: “Close, but no cigar. Just like his pop career.”

The Daily Mirror runs a ‘Big Up Biggins’ campaign. In today’s interview with his old friend Barbara Windsor, she talks warmly about the pantomime dame. “We should all have a Biggins in our lives… He deserves to win,” gushes Babs.

The Sun also backs Biggins. Its TV columnist, Emma Cox, says: “I just adore the fact that he got married at Hackney Town Hall, of all places. How unshowbizzy is that?”

Biggins is the bookies’ favourite, too. But who will you be voting for?

I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Who should win?

Posted by Will Parkhouse

We’ve seen all manner of death-defying stunts, disgusting meals and weird grimaces (mainly from Janice). But on Friday night, the winner of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! will finally be named. Phew!

I’m vacillating between Cerys and Biggins at the moment – but who’s won you over? Vote in our poll here, or comment below. Or both, if you’re feeling adventurous.

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Lynne and John out

Posted by Will Parkhouse

They're dropping like flies at a pest controllers' convention! First Lynne gets the boot, and now John. On his way out, the celebrity chef admitted that he'd found the PR guru "completely objectionable", so hopefully they won't have to take the same plane home.

Lynne's exit had major repercussions, with the group turning on Janice and Rodney for snubbing her during the goodbyes. Both resorted to the classic "I'm sorry, but that's just me, I say what I think, if you don't like it that's your problem" defence – always the last refuge of a reality TV scoundrel.

Amazingly, Janice lamely tried to twist her rudeness into something positive, explaining that, "Rather than me really telling her to go f*** herself… I bit my tongue and I walked away." What a saint!

In a tone that was firm but reasonable, Cerys laid into the pair for their lack of civility. It was interesting to see that despite her criticism, neither attacked Cerys - perhaps an indication of her popularity within the camp. Cezza also promised to fight Rodney "all the way". That's an election-winning promise if ever I heard one.

Miss Matthews also received an unexpected letter from Marc Bannerman (remember him?), offering to "greet" her when she left the jungle, if she wanted. With a fragile hope glimmering in her eyes, the Welsh songbird admitted she did indeed have feelings for Mr B. It was left to Biggins to make sure she didn't rush into things. "You might not like his willy," he cautioned sagely.

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I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Katie's out

Posted by Helen Jennings

Katie Hopkins has been voted out of the jungle. Now there’s (not) a surprise.

Having only entered the camp on Day 4, the Apprentice finalist made for less than electric viewing on I’m A Celeb… apart from the 10 minutes she was buried in cockroaches. She has now followed Marc Bannerman to the exit.

“Camp life is harder than I thought,” Katie told Ant & Dec after getting the boot. “I think the impression when you’re watching at home is that it’s somehow easy and there is lots of stuff laid on.” No, that’s Love Island you’re thinking of there, Katie.

She added: “It’s not like that at all. It’s tough. The hunger was the hardest.”

Before saying adieu, she also had a pop at Lynne, saying: “Lynne is not my kind of woman. We are extremes in the female market place.” A lady superstore? Katie’s next business venture, perhaps.

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I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Marc is out!

Posted by Alan Tyers

Here's a surprise for you - Marc has been booted out via the public vote. You might have thought that people wanted to keep him in for the possible shenanigans with Cerys.

But is seems that the public have taken a dim view of the former EastEnder's flirty ways and he has got the chop.

And he really must be an unpopular figure - he was up against The Apprentice pantomime villain Katie in a head-to-head!

Girlfriend Sarah Matravers had already said she was fed-up with Marc cosying up to Cerys - and Marc said in his exit interview that "he was in big trouble".

"I think I've embarrassed her and I've embarrassed myself," he said.

But it sounds like he might have a day or so to stew before a big showdown with his angry other half, as Sarah has already apparently flown home from Oz in a huff.

Could be a long flight home for young Marc...

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Rodney to leave camp?

Posted by Alan Tyers

How ironic if macho Rodney – who wouldn't have a woman as an airline pilot as she would "be putting on lipstick in the wing mirror", or running a large company because she might cry all the time – had to leave the camp due to a sore leggy-weg while all the burdz stayed in and toughed it out.

The '70s footballer hurt himself after he slipped while collecting wood yesterday and had to be taken to hospital.

Anna called for help but brave / foolish Rodders refused a stretcher, saying: "I've got people watching in England."

He was taken to hospital diagnosed with a knee ligament strain and ordered to rest. Bosses will decide today if he can go back into the camp. We'll keep you posted.

Also: Cerys showed Marc her knickers and asked if he liked them, but he got embarrassed. Anna joined John and Rodney in getting immunity from voting after she won the third Bush Battle. Janice and J did well in a motorbike riding challenge.

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I’m too sexy… get me out of here!

Posted by Helen Jennings

It’s just been announced that Right Said Fred will not after all be joining in any jungle fun this year. Sob!

Richard and Fred Fairbrass have been on stand-by at a hotel in Australia waiting patiently for their turn to be called up to I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! but the producers have opted to fly them home instead.

An official statement read: “It was not a decision that was taken lightly but as soon as it was made, Right Said Fred were informed. Right Said Fred have been totally co-operative with the production at all times, and ITV regrets that it is not possible to have them on I’m A Celebrity… this year.”

This is sad news indeed. It would have been immense fun to watch the brothers flex and pose in tiny shorts, and perform their biggest (only?) hit around the camp fire. But it just wasn’t meant to be. Too sexy, obviously.

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I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Janice v Lynne, round 94

Posted by Alan Tyers

Saturday night's alright for… dressing up in a suit covered with bird food and being lowered into a pit full of ostriches.

Well, we've all done it.

One of the most bizarre games yet saw Janice and Lynne paired up, with Lynne suspended on a crane, while Janice lowered her rival into the mass of feathered friends towards gatherable stars.

There will be a zero-tolerance policy on jokes about Lynne being used to getting moved around on a crane.

Needless to say, a full-blown row had kicked off within seconds, the highlight of which was Janice shrieking: "Lynne, you better stop or else I'll back you right into an ostrich's ass so fast it’s going to make your head spin." A tremendous threat and just a shame that so few of us will ever get a chance to use it in our own lives.

But, believe it or not, the pair (kind of) bonded over the trial – which saw them bring home a respectable seven stars – with Lynne declaring: "We were a team, we were a fantastic team."

Elsewhere: Rodney described the bad feeling between the Ostrich Two as "a cancer on the camp", Janice revealed she used to have Bruce Willis's number "on speed dial" and Biggins wowed camp-mates with a sexually explicit game of charades.

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Rodney sexism row

Posted by Alan Tyers

Rodney: you plonker. The '70s throwback has got himself into further hot water with his, ahem, old-fashioned views on gender equality.

He spent some time in the tree house with PR big-shot Lynne and it all seems to have rather scrambled the Marsh brain. Rodders later explained to the gang:

"Lynne believes in equality of women and that women should be paid as much as men and that women are equal to men, and my point was what has a woman ever invented, as an example?"

Er, yeah, Rodney. Good point. With Christopher Biggins providing the voice of reason (and I never thought I'd type that) and telling Marsh to shut up, the former QPR fave found an unlikely ally in... Janice.

She agreed with Rodney that she "wouldn't fly on a plane piloted by two women", with witty Rodney adding that "they would be putting their lipstick on in the wing mirror".

As Anna Ryder Richardson pointed out: "Do you know how  many women's votes you just lost with that chat?"

Women can vote?! Whatever is the world coming to?

Also: rumours are rife that Right Said Fred are primed and ready to enter the fray. More as it happens.

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Biggins arrives

Posted by Alan Tyers

The recognisability quotient of the contestants rose somewhat yesterday as no less a personage than Christopher Biggins entered the fray, as expected, and soon set about helping Janice Dickinson lose in yet another trial.

Biggo and Dicko were promptly shoved into that old favourite, the gunk tank, where they had to grab falling stars (how very apt) under a torrent of cockroaches, slime, filth and Bad Girls DVD box sets. Biggins conducted himself with courage under fire and won foodstuffs for the gang, who have now been amalgamated into one big happy group.

And finally, some bad news for blokes: Gemma Atkinson has told the group she is "in love". It's Biggins. Not really.

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I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Marc comforts Cerys

Posted by Alan Tyers

As this picture shows, Marc Bannerman is not the sort of guy who's only interested in a gal when times are good – if she's feeling a bit down in the dumps, Marc'll be there too, at her side, snuggling up, generally putting it about a bit. Lucky old Cerys Matthews!

And lucky old Sarah Matravers, too. "Who? Who?" I hear you ask. Only the Sarah Matravers that was on Footballers Wives: Extra Time (the show where they put the nonsense that was considered too campy, clichéd or downright ridiculous to be on even Footballers Wives).

"Who? Who?" I still hear you ask. Oh, alright, she's Marc's girlfriend, and she appeared on This Morning yesterday saying, not unreasonably, that she was going to cut up all his suits and ties if he doesn't stop giving it the Mulder and Scully with his Welsh rare bit. If Marc actually hits a home run with the former rock singer, perhaps Matravers will go for the full Bobbitt.

We await developments with something dangerously close to interest.

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I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, Tuesday night action

Posted by Alan Tyers

Male chauvinism was the order of the day on Tuesday night's show, with both John Burton Race and Rodney Marsh saying they were stunned to be "beaten by a girl" in their respective challenges.

Unreconstructed former footballer Rodders – booted off Sky's Soccer Saturday for an unsavoury joke about the Tsunami in Asia – went up against Janice Dickinson in a challenge.

They each had to grab as many stars as possible from a Land Rover – while the vehicle sank into a murky pool. Rodney managed eight, but Janice went one better with nine.

"I can't believe I lost to a girl," remarked new man Rodney.

And there was further woe for the Croc Creek gang – Rodney, John, Cerys Matthews, Marc Bannerman and Anna Ryder Richardson – when John (he's a chef. A very famous one. Alright?) and Anna took on Gemma Atkinson and new girl Katie Hopkins in the truly weird game pictured above.

The pairs had to race each other while looping and unlooping ropes to get these sort of giant spacehopper ball things across a water-filled tank. Katie, using her experience of shouting and being bossy on The Apprentice, and Gemma, using her experience of, well, spacehoppers apparently, were absolutely brilliant at it - if you can be brilliant at something that inane.

They won by a street. John leeringly conceded that they had lost to "two big girls", but again couldn't believe that he had been bested by females.

In other news, Marc Bannerman is all over Cerys like a cheap soap has-been suit, agonising to camera "I hope my girlfriend doesn’t mind". Yeah, whatever.

Janice and Lynne continue their feud; new arrival Katie spouted off lots about how she was a tough alpha female and blah blah blah.

Gemma looks scared and has hardly said anything, although she has mentioned that she is constipated. More on that as it happens.

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, Monday night action

Posted by Alan Tyers

Well, we're off to a flying start – and there is no doubt who's been the early star of the show. Step forward, former supermodel Janice Dickinson.

The full-of-herself ex-clotheshorse insisted on tackling the first Bushtucker Trial, bullying fellow contestants into letting her do the honours.

Janice went head-to-head with former-EastEnder (and don’t we seem to be using the words "former" this and "ex" that a lot with this show?) Marc Bannerman as they fought to collect the most stars from a series of tanks. They were filled with eels, fishguts and worms.

Janice reacted like, well, like a supermodel being shown a nutritious meal and was soon spluttering and choking and generally not making much of a fist of it. Marc won all three rounds with ease.

It capped an eventful day for Janice, who also became involved in a highly entertaining row with Lynne Franks over food. Lynne, in case you were wondering, works in PR. That's not really "celebrity", is it?

Anyway, Lynne's public image took something of a battering at the hands of Janice – former (again, there) lover of Mick Jagger and Sly Stallone.

Janice called Franks a "freak" and said she was going to "fry up those big old boobs" for food. "I'm going to stab her in the middle of the night and take her bed," she said. "Don’t think I'm kidding, I’ll eat her t**s."

Welcome back, I'm A Celebrity... - we've not half missed you.

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I'm a Celeb – the line-up?

Posted by Will Parkhouse

The tabloids have got their grubby mitts on the line-up for this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!, which starts on Monday.

However, it’s all a bit complicated. The Sun has listed 15 celebs and the Daily Mirror has named 10. ITV, meanwhile, is insisting there will only be 10 contestants appearing.

We’re tempted to draw you a big ol’ Venn diagram, but that would probably confuse things, so let’s just keep it simple… the Mirror has the following:

Jason Brown - used to be in boyband 5ive
Anna Ryder Richardson - Changing Rooms star
Rodney Marsh - former England footballer
Katie Hopkins - Apprentice contestant
Richard Fairbrass - Right Said Fred frontman
Gemma Atkinson - former Hollyoaks actress turned glamour girl
Ingrid Tarrant - TV presenter and ex-wife of Chris
Marc Bannerman - ex-EastEnders actor
Janice Dickinson - US supermodel
Malcolm McLaren - former Sex Pistols manger

The Sun includes all of the above on its list, except for Ingrid Tarrant. In a bravura display of bet-hedging, the paper then adds in a few extras:

John Burton Race - Michelin-starred chef
Christopher Biggins - veteran actor and pantomime dame
Lynne Franks - PR consultant
Fred Fairbrass - the other one in Right Said Fred
Cerys Matthews - Welsh singer from Britpop group Catatonia
Koo Stark - Prince Andrew’s former lover

Do any of these names fill you with excitement? Or is it going to be a damp squib? Post your thoughts below.