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Caption competition: Alan Curbishley

by Chris Dempster

West Ham manager Alan Curbishley hides his face as he and his assistant Mervin Day discuss another training ground idea.

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Perhaps the duo are planning to take the squad camping and their attempt  at putting up a tent isn't going to plan.

We want you to send in a witty, imaginative caption to accompany this shot. Post your suggestions using the comment form below this entry and we'll publish our winner and runners up here on the Sports blog next Monday.

Last week's winner

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Our winner was Dadge in Norfolk, who came up with this unlikely suggestion for what Rio might have been thinking:

"Was Wittgenstein right after all? Is it impossible to explain truth and reality because of the inadequacy of language?"


Caption competition: Kevin Pietersen

by Chris Dempster

It's good to see Kevin Pietersen hard at work after England's disastrous Ashes tour!

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We'll let England's only decent batsman off the hook this time though - he was busy treating kids from Barnardo's Southampton Children's Rights Service to a masterclass called, 'Throwing your wicket away KP-style'.

We want you to think up a great caption for this picture. What's Pietersen saying? What might Morgana, the Harris Hawk, be thinking? Chances are the bird makes more sense!

Post your suggestions using the comment form below this entry. We'll publish our winner and runners up here on the Sports blog next Monday.