Caption competion: Chippendales
by Simon Glover
We asked what was being said as a group of young girls spotted four members of the Chippendales enjoying the heatwave in London's Hyde Park?
Winner
"They’re probably here to demonstrate against that new bingo tax, Maud."
Rob of Wales
Runners-up
"Hmmm... That reminds me, I must pop to the butchers for a rack of lamb before they close!"
Chris M
"Do you think he knows his care bear undies are showing?"
Holla
Suddenly, Mavis wished she’d paid for the deckchair.
Lindsay
and they thought this would be a good scene to shoot for the full monty 2
Posted by: sarah | 08 July 2009 at 14:50
Ooh look Doris... didn't he used to be Madge?
Yes.. I think so, but the surgeon obviously has not bothered to adjust her boobs yet!
Posted by: CHRIS M | 08 July 2009 at 11:52
oh my..i think ive got sun stroke......im sooooooo hot!!!
Posted by: louise jordan | 08 July 2009 at 10:05
oh golly gosh...have they got guns in their pockets!
Posted by: louise jordan | 08 July 2009 at 10:03
They’re probably here to demonstrate against that new bingo tax, Maud
Posted by: Rob of Wales | 08 July 2009 at 09:14
Suddenly, Mavis wished she’d paid for the deckchair
Posted by: Lindsay | 08 July 2009 at 09:11
Looks like this new breed of deckchair attendant means business
Posted by: Lindsay | 08 July 2009 at 09:10
So, which one’s Chip and which one’s Dale?
Posted by: Lindsay | 08 July 2009 at 09:09
But he’s got bigger boobs than I have, Betty
Posted by: Valerie Falconer | 08 July 2009 at 09:09
Lord Mandelson must be auditioning for the new Speaker today
Posted by: Rob Pendragon | 08 July 2009 at 09:08
If that’s the Full Monty, which one’s Prince Charles?
Posted by: Rob of Wales | 08 July 2009 at 09:07
what absolute pilocks
Posted by: tony johnson | 07 July 2009 at 21:11
Silly us girls for thinking that the crown jewels were kept locked away in the Tower.
Posted by: Stuart | 07 July 2009 at 15:39
If only they had the brains to know how stupid they were.
Posted by: euan | 07 July 2009 at 13:49
Here we have another sad example of mans "pec" mentality
Posted by: euan | 07 July 2009 at 13:47
Despite having been to the park many times before, the boys couldn't find the toilets, it all looked so different in daylight.
Posted by: euan | 06 July 2009 at 22:56
Pity they only do things by halves!
Posted by: David Anderson | 06 July 2009 at 22:21
Can't afford a shirt each!? I'll send them an Oxfam voucher! 38enu9
Posted by: David Anderson | 06 July 2009 at 19:15
"We're too sexy for our shirts, too sexy for our shirts, so sexy it hurts...."
Posted by: Ana | 06 July 2009 at 18:46
"As the temperature in the park soared, the boys though it was down to them, when actually it was the result of Emma's curry last night that she'd just let rip"
Posted by: Ana | 06 July 2009 at 18:46
So many steroids
So little men
Posted by: 2PiesMash&Liquor | 06 July 2009 at 17:48
HMM...... That reminds me, I must pop to the butchers for a rack of lamb before they close!
Posted by: CHRIS M | 06 July 2009 at 13:50
OMG! They have bigger boobs than you!
Posted by: CHRIS M | 06 July 2009 at 13:48
OMG! That reminds me... must get a rack of lamb from the butchers before they close!
Posted by: CHRIS M | 06 July 2009 at 13:47
"Girl look at them nasty men.. goin round with not shirt on and emm what was i emm sayin?!" "DAM i got to get em some tonight" :-)
Posted by: JB dont | 06 July 2009 at 09:37
I thought I told him to stay at home and start the dinner.
Posted by: tracey | 06 July 2009 at 08:40
I thought more turned up for the gay pride event?
Posted by: celia | 06 July 2009 at 08:30
id have my sexy man anyday he dont need to pose,
Posted by: jo north | 06 July 2009 at 07:59
all that meat and no potato
Posted by: kimberleyinperth | 06 July 2009 at 04:55
"Is it obvious that we're wearing the same outfit?"
Posted by: Alex | 05 July 2009 at 23:36
Just Smile and wave boys...smile and wave...
Posted by: Lisa | 05 July 2009 at 23:34
shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your moooobs
shake your mooooobs!
Posted by: Johnsy | 05 July 2009 at 23:19
'Why could'nt you have been there in May when the MoonWalk was on? You'd all look great in a Playtex bra!!'
Posted by: Galaxy babe | 05 July 2009 at 22:19
Gosh it look's like he's carrying a big load.
Posted by: michael | 05 July 2009 at 22:10
"Who's the dangleberry at the back, is he in training, take your t-shirt off MR MUSCLE!"
Posted by: jenny | 05 July 2009 at 21:21
"Who's the stud in the yellow t-shirt?"
Posted by: jenny | 05 July 2009 at 21:18
"Don't matter if your black or white !"
Posted by: jenny | 05 July 2009 at 21:13
Huh !!!
I'd rather have a chilled Carlsberg six pack any day.
Posted by: Gary Wilkinson | 05 July 2009 at 20:26
typical,waiting for one for ages and three more turn up at the same time!!!
Posted by: christina | 05 July 2009 at 19:56
We've lots in common! - I'm a yorkshire lass used to chips n' the Dales!
Posted by: Adam Jarvis | 05 July 2009 at 19:54
Did someone call the chippendales
Posted by: Tracie | 05 July 2009 at 19:29
Oh god we forget to get the veet strips!
Posted by: Lindzi | 05 July 2009 at 19:28
The boys are back!
Posted by: suzanne dyson | 05 July 2009 at 17:55
HERE COME THE BOYZ BOYZ BOYZ!!!
So move over darlin!!!
Posted by: lisa | 05 July 2009 at 17:32
Feeling hot! hot! hot!
Posted by: rachel | 05 July 2009 at 17:11
OMW Im s o glad I chose this spot!The view is amazing and its gettin hot hot hot.
Posted by: Moreblessing | 05 July 2009 at 17:10
News team, Assemble!
Posted by: loom | 05 July 2009 at 16:22
That reminds me!!.. I need to buy some small chipolatas.
Posted by: Kevin Lloyd | 05 July 2009 at 16:14
thought gay pride had finished????????
Posted by: stevo | 05 July 2009 at 16:06
"keep walking boy`s, your blocking my sun"
Posted by: frampton | 05 July 2009 at 15:44
" are we being invaded..... take me, take me"
Posted by: frampton | 05 July 2009 at 15:33
"great.....here come`s my dad with his drinking buddies"
Posted by: frampton | 05 July 2009 at 15:27
" oh my god, have they been playing with a wasp nest"
Posted by: frampton | 05 July 2009 at 15:26
"oh my god....... i told them to stop following me"
Posted by: frampton | 05 July 2009 at 15:25
Does my bum look big in this
Posted by: Sarah | 05 July 2009 at 15:23
The dates off, your late.
Posted by: Sarah Nortcliffe | 05 July 2009 at 15:21
They'll have to watch there nuts with the squirrels.
Posted by: frederick | 05 July 2009 at 15:21
do these smuks realise were here? or are they in love with themselves !
Posted by: richard | 05 July 2009 at 15:15
Blimey girl,puts you in mind of something thought up by Barnes Wallis
Posted by: art | 05 July 2009 at 15:14
You do realize that they are all gay?
Posted by: Real Man | 05 July 2009 at 15:11
i wish there was a mirror around here so i could see how good i realy looked
Posted by: djbayliss | 05 July 2009 at 15:06
I'd shag em!
Posted by: Susan Boyle | 05 July 2009 at 14:11
Sod the Gillette, pass me the Veet!
Posted by: mejustme | 05 July 2009 at 14:10
I love me - who do you love?
Posted by: Hazel | 05 July 2009 at 13:28
Will the persons responsible for spoiling my sand-castle please identify themselves!
Posted by: Teapot | 05 July 2009 at 13:27
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Posted by: Bruno | 05 July 2009 at 11:24
or - i said i wanted cream cakes, not puff pastry!
Posted by: sezbert | 05 July 2009 at 11:07
i said i wanted cream cakes, not crumpet!
Posted by: sezbert | 05 July 2009 at 11:07
These guys are so hot..WOW!..What would it be like to spend an afternoon with them..sighhhhh!!!!!..I can only dream.But David Becham is still my favorite hunk..X
Posted by: Robert Hantke of Castle Hill Eckington,Sheffield | 05 July 2009 at 10:56
Boys singing Bruce Springsteen: Born in the USA.
Girls reply by singing Pussycat dolls: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Posted by: Jonathan Head | 05 July 2009 at 09:49
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Looooveerly! It's sunning MEN!
Posted by: Sensi | 05 July 2009 at 09:13
What's the point of having a six pack if u can't drink it?!
Posted by: UFOdweller | 05 July 2009 at 08:21
Okay, who's going to tell Tristran he's left toilet roll sticking out of his jeans?
Posted by: mejustme | 05 July 2009 at 08:14
Quick! where are the diet cokes??
Posted by: ali akhtar | 05 July 2009 at 07:08
I don't think he realises, but his colostomy bag is hanging out the front of his jeans!
Posted by: Josh | 05 July 2009 at 02:54
need a hand guys with rubbing in sun lotion u dont wanna burn mmmmm
Posted by: ej crawley | 05 July 2009 at 02:42
wet t/shirt contest without the t/shirts god i'm feeling hot now
Posted by: wow guys anyone for a water fight | 05 July 2009 at 02:38
omg trace you didnt, now thats just what the doctor ordered oh bless ya, i knew i was bit down in the dumps but to organise a private dance just for me wow bring it on all four of ya!!
Posted by: sarah | 05 July 2009 at 01:27
How embarassing - ran out of petrol again, short-cut to the gym with the big mirrors boys!
Posted by: meme | 05 July 2009 at 00:43
YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA!
Posted by: suzy | 05 July 2009 at 00:22
oh my god, did they all just fart at the same time. quick cover ur nose
Posted by: zoe | 04 July 2009 at 23:23
No chat-up lines required - just the Kensington hotel room numbers.
Posted by: Horseface | 04 July 2009 at 23:03
OK Girls, you know the drill, tuck shirts into front of pants, walk manly, I know Sven you're sore, do what you can love, and above all look butch!! ooh look, He's gorgeous!!
Posted by: Big John | 04 July 2009 at 21:31
Ohhh the joys of Photoshop.
Posted by: Nat | 04 July 2009 at 21:10
We come in peace.Take us to your leader!
Posted by: Chris | 04 July 2009 at 20:57
Reformed boyband Blue were wowing the ladies witht heir new look.
Posted by: louise | 04 July 2009 at 20:20
a lesson on how to give the guy in the lemon t-shirt a complex!!!
Posted by: wickscorrie | 04 July 2009 at 20:14
are they buy one get one free? then yes plase!
Posted by: wickscorrie | 04 July 2009 at 20:13
"Bring it on", and thank you for the sunshine.....
Posted by: Helen | 04 July 2009 at 18:36
OMG I is like sweatin man ! Ask that man for his T-shirt ! he ain't usin it !
Posted by: Nelly | 04 July 2009 at 18:04
'Allo darlin - giz a smile then - Oh sorry thought you were from the building site! Getting my own back see!!
Posted by: Laura B | 04 July 2009 at 17:26
Alright lads, it's hot enough around here without you raising temperatures!
Posted by: Stacey | 04 July 2009 at 15:52
Anyone for a nice cool six pack?
Posted by: Milly | 04 July 2009 at 15:44
shame they are still wearing jeans.
Posted by: kir | 03 July 2009 at 20:46
the guys are so hot i love them all...... 1 at a time
Posted by: paul burdett at southgate eckington | 03 July 2009 at 19:53
Right lads, if Tina tries to grab any of us, throw her back - she can only be 10 judging by her spelling.
Posted by: Father Ted | 03 July 2009 at 18:59
There bums look big in those jeans.
Posted by: GOSH | 03 July 2009 at 14:37
YUM YUM THATS WHAT I CALL BREAKFAST.
Posted by: Tina { frome} | 02 July 2009 at 23:20
One each i guess ire take the second one your have to fight out the rest between you
Posted by: Tina { frome} | 02 July 2009 at 23:18
They are looking real hot and need too take there bottom half off!
Posted by: Tina { frome} | 02 July 2009 at 23:15