Going… Going… Gone
By Alan Tyers
An American student is auctioning off her virginity – and the high bid currently stands at £2.5m.
I was going to say that it’s ungentlemanly to speculate, but I figure that the lady herself has kind of assured all bets are off on the dignity front.
So let me not be the first to say: two and a half million quid? Really? For that?
She’d better know some pretty awesome skil… oh. She’s a virgin. What a strange Unique Selling Point, as I believe the marketers call it. “Man With Van For Hire – You’ll Be My First Ever Job.” It could catch on.
But if that’s the market rate for deflowering, good luck to her, I guess. Not to, erm, delve too deeply, but is the buyer definitely sure he is getting what he’s paid for?
Natalie Dylan, 22, is using the money to fund her Master’s degree in something called “Family and Marriage Therapy”. And talking of happy families, Natalie’s older sister, Avia, also flogged herself, spending three weeks as a prostitute to pay for her education.
Whatever happened to working in a pub?
Is Natalie, who already has a degree in Women’s Studies, striking a blow for a woman’s right to do whatever she wants with her body? Is it morally repugnant? What’s up with the virginity angle? Is she a madhead?
For just four million dollars, I guess you – yes, you sir! – could ask her yourself.
Where has 1-2-3-go, gone?
Posted by: ready- steady- GO | 20 January 2009 at 19:46
Anyone who would demean themselves by selling their body deserves the reponse they get.
Posted by: ready- steady-GO! | 19 January 2009 at 13:47
renee, I saw a programme about repairing a hymen to fool someone they are a virgin, apparently it can only be done 5-6 times after that it is not advisable. You see you could only make a maximum of £15 million. Not worth it really.
Posted by: myview | 17 January 2009 at 13:13
Ah, now you're talking but the trouble with pricing , is the vintage the quality and where you purchase it. You probably could get a discount for bulk purchase, but then I'm frightened that you may think that I am penny pinching. Interesting thought.
Posted by: ayeee | 16 January 2009 at 13:29
Ayeee, You cheapskate,don't you Don Perrion?
Posted by: Newby | 16 January 2009 at 12:13
Newby, as you don't seem a pint sort of girl would you like the prices on lemonade or pepsi?
Posted by: ayeee | 16 January 2009 at 11:18
Ayeee, brilliant
Posted by: Newby | 16 January 2009 at 09:38
Newby, that's a difficult one.
In a pub about £2.50p so that's about 1000,000 pints. Of course if you go to your local supermarket then you can get a pint for about a £1.00p. It all depends on whether you like draught, bottled or tinned. I hope this information has been of some help.
Posted by: ayeee | 15 January 2009 at 21:44
What's the going price of a pint?
Posted by: Newby | 15 January 2009 at 19:15
Think how many pints you could get for £2,500,000 and they would last longer.
Posted by: ayeee | 15 January 2009 at 18:02
I'd rather have a pint.
Posted by: ayeee | 15 January 2009 at 15:51
Somebody with £2.5m will already have had enough virgins on the interest it just made in the bank.
Dream on baby but I should use it for a face job.
Posted by: Newby | 14 January 2009 at 11:22
22 year old , still a virgin ? who's getting screwed ?
Posted by: huggy | 14 January 2009 at 10:53
Pretty face but I'm not sure that's her body - looks orange to me - someone could be in for a shock.
Posted by: JC | 13 January 2009 at 20:14
She is gorgeous wish i had 2.5 million quid spare!!
Posted by: cheeky boy | 13 January 2009 at 16:38
Hopefully she'll have enough cash left over to replace the hymen surgically and do it all over again. Could make a lifelong living out of it in theory!
Posted by: renee | 13 January 2009 at 13:37