Is Paris pregnant?

Posted by Jane Murphy

Here's Paris Hilton, wearing a somewhat billowing frock during a dinner date with boyfriend Benji Madden in Los Angeles last night.

And you know what that means, don't you? Yep, billowing frock = pregnancy rumours. But don't get too excited: the hotel heiress is bound to step out in something figure-hugging over the weekend to prove she's not really sporting a baby bump.

Meanwhile, in other not-very-exciting Hilton/Madden news, it turns out Paris's long-suffering Chihuahua Tinkerbell is "dating" Benji's brother Joel's pet Pit Bull Eazy. (You may need to read that sentence several times, but you'll get the gist of it eventually!)

Hmmm... I can't help thinking Joel was asking for trouble when he called his dog "Eazy"... How long will it be before we see Tinkerbell wearing a billowing frock, d'you reckon?

Picture: Wenn

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Paris: papped or posing?

Posted by Jane Murphy

Here's Paris Hilton killing time before Saturday's MTV Japan Video Music Awards by indulging in a little light retail therapy in Tokyo.

But was the hotel heiress too engrossed in her shopping to notice she was surrounded by paparazzi? Well, what do you think?

Later, Paris went solo on the red carpet at the swanky awards bash...

...before jetting back to Los Angeles to join boyfriend Benji Madden at last night's MTV Movie Awards...

Incidentally, it was immediately following the same event last year that Paris drove straight to prison to begin her infamous stint behind bars.

And what a difference a year makes, eh? Twelve months ago, Ms Hilton was just another pointless "celebutante" who spent her time flitting between upmarket fashion stores and glittering red carpet events. And now, of course... erm... could someone help me out here, please?

Pictures: PA, Big Pictures

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Paris meets Chanelle

Posted by Jane Murphy

Never let it be said Paris Hilton doesn't work hard for her money. The unstoppable hotel heiress spent yesterday promoting her new fragrance, Can Can, in London.

But before heading into the late-night launch party at Dolce nightclub, she found time to stop and give us this limp little wave...

Oh Paris, we're not worthy. But - hang on! Was our favourite ex-convict looking decidedly less orange than usual? I only ask because she seems to have been "out-oranged" by some of the UK's most celebrated reality stars, who also turned up to the launch.

First came Big Brother's Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, whose dress almost matched her skin tone...

Then came a very serious-looking BB housemate-turned-pop star Chanelle Hayes...

But most comment-worthy pic of the night has to be this one of Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton...

I wonder what was wrong with her eye. Too much mascara? Too little sleep? Or was she just dazzled by the sight of Aisleyne? Who knows?

Pictures: Wenn, Big Pictures

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Paris still loves us!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Remember how Paris Hilton sprayed herself orange last week in recognition of our sterling work in covering her every move on these pages?

Well, she seems to be continuing her love affair with all things British - because she's just bowled up to The Dorchester in London sporting a T-shirt with her name emblazoned across a Union Jack.

Just one thing, though: why doesn't she stay at the Hilton?

Picture: Big Pictures

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Paris loves us!

Posted by Jane Murphy

How sweet! Paris Hilton loves our devoted coverage of her antics so much, she's decided to show her appreciation by painting herself completely orange.

Right back atcha, Paris!

Picture: Wenn

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We'll always have Paris

Posted by Jane Murphy

Hmmm... I wonder if Paris Hilton knew the cameras were there when she popped to Los Angeles boutique Kitson for a spot of retail therapy yesterday.

Actually, it turns out everyone's favourite hotel heiress was there to promote an online charity auction, offering fans the opportunity to accompany her on a shopping trip.

Personally I can't think of a worse way to spend an afternoon - but each to their own, eh?

Picture: Wenn

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Paris does London

Posted by Jane Murphy

Do you ever feel life is passing you by? While the highlight of my Monday evening involved completing the easy Sudoku puzzle in the london paper, it seems anyone who's anyone headed down to top West End nightclub Mahiki.

Guest of honour was Paris Hilton, who managed to find her way into the venue despite the throng of paparazzi, security guards and celebrity-watchers hanging around on the pavement.

Meanwhile, drag queen extraordinaire Jodie Harsh stopped to oblige a delighted Prince Harry lookalike who asked for a kiss...

Flamboyant socialitie/professional berk Henry Conway turned up in a horse-drawn carriage...

And ubiquitous Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant were also there - no doubt hoping to indulge Paris in a scintillating discussion about, erm, Barbie dolls or lipstick...

Don't you wish you'd been there, too?

Pictures: Wenn

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"Hot bitches" wanted!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Please excuse the rather unsavoury headline on this blog. It's not my fault. It's Paris Hilton's.

As you may recall, everyone's favourite hotel heiress is set to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Kerry Katona, Jodie Marsh and Lisa Scott-Lee by getting her own MTV reality show. And casting has now got underway for I Wanna Be Paris Hilton's BFF - with all sorts of misguided fools interesting people clamouring for a chance to be mates with Ms H.

So what does it take to impress Paris? Apparently, you have to be a "hot bitch" or "fabulously fierce guy" who's at least 21 but looks under 30. "Are you sick and tired of envying social icons?" reads the casting call. "Will you be the next pop-arazzi obsession and quintessential star of the red carpet? Prove it, bitches!"

Er... I think I'll give that one a miss, actually. Anyone else tempted?

Picture: Rex Features

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Paris's Africa gaffe

Posted by Will Parkhouse

Yes, it really is true: Paris Hilton has been spotted donning sensible outfits and visiting schoolchildren in South Africa. But why? Well apparently the heiress was in the country with new boyfriend Benji Madden because his band Good Charlotte were playing My Coke Fest (which isn't quite as rock and roll as it sounds – it's actually a music festival run by Coca Cola).

But if you’re afraid the old Paris has gone away forever, never fear – the 27-year-old managed to slip in a traditionally ditzy comment while she was over there. When asked what she thought of the place, she said: “I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

Source: The Sun
Picture: PA

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Generation Paris?

Posted by Stewart Turner

Mothers – do you want your children to turn into Paris Hilton? No? Then it’s time to act fast.

A list of the 10 biggest celeb role models released today puts our Paris at a scarily respectable sixth place.

Does this mean making a smutty video should be on the school curriculum? How about marketing dodgy perfume, making poor pop records and driving offences? I think not.

Posh and Becks topped the list, with more than half of teachers saying schoolkids wanted to be like the showbiz couple. Keep on skipping the homework and I’m sure your dream can come true, kids.

Elsewhere on the list, David Tennant comes in at No.5 (I’d like to see the school careers adviser fielding enquiries about becoming a time lord). And the Sugababes – including the ever-charming Amelle Berrebah, of course  – make it to No.8.

Says shadow schools minister Nick Gibb, of the notoriously upstanding Tory party: “It tells you something about our schools when Paris Hilton is a role model, but  JK Rowling isn't.”

Tsk. I’m inclined to agree – when I was a kid, I just wanted to be a train driver. What is the world coming to?

So who do you think should be the perfect role model for our kids?

Source: The Sun

Happy birthday Paris!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Doesn't time fly when you're reporting non-stop twaddle about celebrities, eh? It seems only yesterday I was writing about Paris Hilton's 26th birthday party - which, I seem to recall, involved entertainment from monkeys, midgets and goats, plus a no-show from Nicole Richie.

But it must have been a whole year ago - because everyone's favourite ex-con hotel heiress was in Las Vegas to celebrate turning 27 at the weekend. And in her usual understated way, Paris decided to mark the occasion by cavorting on stage at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge.

First she did her very best Dita Von Teese impression - by donning a white corset and suspenders to pose in a giant champagne glass. As you do. Then she got changed into some oh-so-classy black latex lingerie while she mingled with her guests. Well, it's nice to see the hardest working socialite in showbiz letting her hair down for once, isn't it?

Picture: Wenn

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Paris goes day-glo

Posted by Will Parkhouse

At first I saw Paris Hilton’s newest costume and thought, “You purple trend-surfing Klaxons idiot.” But on reflection, I think she actually looks pretty cool. Not that I will be purchasing said outfit myself, you understand.

Picture: Big

Paris Hilton: Little Miss Christmas

Posted by Helen Jennings

Paris Hilton has come over all festive in the photo that appears on the Christmas card she's sending to fans and friends this year.

In the yuletide snap she poses in a jolly red outfit holding her poor pet Tinkerbell dressed up as a very small canine version of Santa Claus.

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Can’t you hear carols just looking at her? It’s what the birth of Christ is all about.

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Friends again?

Posted by Jane Murphy

As gossip-mongers across the globe continued to debate those hotly denied pregnancy rumours, under-fire pop princess Britney Spears simply got on with the more pressing business of celebrating her 26th birthday this weekend.

And who was there to help her blow out the candles? It was none other than one-time best pal Paris Hilton. Ah, that's nice, isn't it?

But - hang on! - according to US gossip website TMZ, although Paris was photographed leaving LA hotspot, the Scandinavian Style Mansion, with Britters and her cousin Alli Sims, she didn't accompany them any further than the car park. Instead, she merely hopped into her car, applied some make-up, then ducked back into the party.

Could Paris simply have seen a golden opportunity to pose for the paps? Surely not!

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