Kelly gets her buns out
Posted by Jane Murphy
Readers, I ask you. Is there anything funnier than someone holding a couple of cherry buns in front of their chest so they… fnaar… look a bit like… snigger… boobies? Of course there isn’t!
Talking of which, you’ll be relieved to hear that Kelly Brook’s first performance in the London stage production of Calendar Girls - in which she does “the cherry bun thing” - went down a treat last night.
Afterwards, Kelly got dressed (thankfully) and trotted off for dinner at The Ivy…
Her dining companion? Boyfriend Danny Cipriani, of course (although he wasn’t wearing anything particularly interesting so doesn’t get his pic in this blog).
And the dress? It’s by designer Suzie Turner, since you ask…
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Pictures: Wenn, PA, Big Pictures
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Roger, I hear she talks very highly of you too!
I find your lack of knowledge quite amusing, you obviously don't know who Danny Cipriani is and have carried out a total character assination on someone you don't know at all and are never likely too. Its a good job that not everyone is as judgemental as you otherwise we would live in a very jaded bitter world. She is hardly the only woman in show business to date male celebs and so what if she has done better for herself than her talents may or may not merit, good luck to her, it never held Monroe back nor plenty of others to boot.
As for your critique of her looks, well I can only presume your wife is a supermodel? No, I thought not!
Posted by: Pete | 05 November 2009 at 08:21
Cipriani is not a footballer Roger.
Posted by: Jack | 05 November 2009 at 07:49
I'd certainly hold her muffins any and all day...
Posted by: Warwick Hunt | 04 November 2009 at 19:09
Wonder who she's got in her sights, when the footballer gets the elbow. Of course it has to be someone with fame, and plenty of money.
I find this girl to be very shallow, and very fortunate, as most of these women , of dubious talent are. The lights on, and no ones in.
She classes herself, as an Actress(laugh), a tv presenter (laugh), and a model. Acceptable, as the last one is, and she does have an amazing figure, i find there is something about her face that repels me.
Not exactly stunning in that area. Has a look of the Joker.
Call me fussy, but the obvious assets are outweighed by the flaws. Personality, intelligence, that gold digging thing, but you can't have it all.
She does follow the money men,let's be fair.
Posted by: Roger | 04 November 2009 at 18:20
Could she hold her muffins and talk at the same though?
Posted by: tone | 04 November 2009 at 17:32