Are Russell and Katy an item?

Posted by Jane Murphy 

Ah, that’s nice. Comb-shy granddad-botherer Russell Brand and rent-a-quote pop princess Katy Perry are rumoured to be having a not-so-secret “secret fling”.

According to The Sun, Russell was so smitten after snogging Katy at last month’s MTV Video Music Awards, he later sent her a love poem and asked her to write one for him in return. But the singer responded by sending Russ a picture of her boobs (or “BOOBS”, as the tabloid so emphatically puts it) with the word “poem” scrawled across them.

“The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand to a secret getaway,” a well-informed source reveals.

Apparently, the pair are now back from their week-long trip - and were hoping to keep their relationship under wraps. But Katy let the cat out of the bag when she posted on Twitter that she’d “been schooled on Morrissey, Oscar Wilde and Peter Sellers” - three of Russ’s great heroes.

Incidentally, Katy’s granddad has acted on expert advice and changed all his phone numbers. Possibly.

So do Russell and Katy make a great couple? Or will their romance be over before it’s really begun? Tell us what you think.

Pictures: PA

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Comments

[Samantha Anderson]

Many obnoxious people have gained fame and notoriety in the last decade.
Jordan,Brand,Robbie Williams,etc. All are self centred conceted, money grabbing scum, who are admired by no one. No one but themselves and people of their own kind.
Brand is a paricularly nasty specimen,who will without doubt come to a very sticky end.

'ERE 'ERE!
couldn't have put it better me self Wossy! lol.x

[Emma]

Who gives a stuff really? Two intensely unlikeable people who would on the surface appear to be perfectly suited on all levels.Good riddance.

[Wossy]

Many obnoxious people have gained fame and notoriety in the last decade.
Jordan,Brand,Robbie Williams,etc. All are self centred conceted, money grabbing scum, who are admired by no one. No one but themselves and people of their own kind.
Brand is a paricularly nasty specimen,who will without doubt come to a very sticky end.

[He is a DISGRACE]

Dunno who she is but there is not a more obnoxious disgrace than brand.

How any woman could like such a nasty person beggars belief.

She needs her bumps felt and should be taken into care for her own protection.

Look at the damage he has caused to others in the past .

Take care missy he may well ruin your life and reputation.

[deej]

Brand is a moron who has somehow kept a highly paid job and a high public profile Katy is a babe who could do a lot better but maybe needs a brain scan to see whats wrong with hers if she is remotely attracted big head brand

[Dana]

I think they'd be a cool couple :D They suit each others crazyness.

[Chris]

Dont think it will do Katy any good, and will in fact put people off her!.

[Evieeeeee]

I think katy perry and Russel Brand make an OK couple not perfect not horrible, just OK!