And today’s brown-nosing award goes to…

Posted by Jane Murphy

Look! Here’s a (fairly) smiley Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince taking a cigarette break outside Scott’s restaurant in London on Friday night.

And rather conveniently, that gives me all the excuse I need to mention a rather silly feature which accompanied a preview of Kate’s new Topshop collection in yesterday’s Observer Woman Magazine.

First we’re told that the supermodel’s Topshop office “smells sweetly of fags”. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it? I wonder what’s happening inside…

“Picking delicately at a packet of crisps, Moss is describing her new collection,” the article continues. “’Feature sleeves!’ she squeals. ‘Floaty things! Sexy things! That kimono feeling!’”

So basically, the room stinks of cigarettes and Kate’s wolfing down crisps while shouting out random meaningless phrases. Brilliant!

Anything else? Well, yes actually. Pooh-poohing those nasty press reports about Kate having wrinkles, the article insists: “In the flesh, she glows - like she’s carved from frozen brandy butter.”

Still, enough of all that. Where does Kate stand on nightwear? “I do like a pyjama,” she reveals. “I wore a pair out as eveningwear in New York once, and there was a massive snowstorm. We couldn’t get a cab, so I had to walk home in them. It was freezing, but they did look good.”

Ah well, I’m off to wander the streets of Penge in my pyjamas now. After all, if it’s good enough for Kate…

Picture: Wenn

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