Johnny and Halle are the sexiest!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Hurrah! The results of yet another pointless very important celebrity poll have been unveiled - and this one, courtesy of US magazine Parade, provides answers to those tricky questions that have been keeping us all awake at night. (No? Just me then.)

The sexiest stars alive? Johnny Depp and Halle Berry, apparently - which seems a pretty fair choice. And the sexiest couple? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

So far, so run of the mill - but who’s the most normal couple? The readers of Parade have clearly pondered this question for some time before coming to the conclusion that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are the epitome of normality…

Ah yes, there they are - with their ever-growing CVs of hit movie roles, plush Hollywood mansion and his’n’hers designer wardrobes. You can’t get more “normal” than that, can you?

Meanwhile, George Clooney was named the Most Distinguished Looking Gentleman. Paris Hilton bagged the coveted Most Promiscuous title. And Amy Winehouse was deemed to be the celebrity Most In Need Of Therapy…

Amy? That’s so last year. Haven’t Parade’s readers heard of Kerry Katona?

Pictures: PA, Rex Features

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[Sophie]

I love Johnny Depp! (: