Posh and Becks look a bit ropey
Posted by Jane Murphy
Marvellous! Just in time for their 10th wedding anniversary, Victoria and David Beckham have unveiled the latest in their chuckle-inducing ads for Emporio Armani undies.
Shot by top-notch fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, the new pics depict the couple posing in their scanties on top of a pile of rope, then hanging around by some railings.
The eye-popping ads are set to appear on billboards and in glossy magazines later this month.
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Pictures: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for Emporio Armani
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Posted by: margaret jackson | 25 July 2009 at 10:56
You know what - if you've got it flaunt it. Why not and if everybody on here was being honest they'd do exactly the same thing.
The only thing I would say is that I do wonder now their kids are the age they are, what impression this type of exposure has on them. Not exactly your average Mum and Dad.
If I looked like that I'd do it to and so would you lot.
Posted by: at home | 10 July 2009 at 13:20
their poor kids .. pity them at school
Posted by: scragend | 07 July 2009 at 14:23
What's with his shiny comb over??!!
Posted by: Sweety Pie | 05 July 2009 at 13:25
I think they both look great and would give my left arm to look like posh does. They get paid for being them, nice job! As for the people who wrote bitchy comments... you all have a lot to say for someone who doesn't care and dislikes them,I think thats the saddest thing of all!
Posted by: nikk | 04 July 2009 at 17:49
Well, I think that they are very smart to capitalise on their fame. If someone will pay them, it is there to be done.
Posted by: Sally | 04 July 2009 at 17:30
Hey i dint know they done porn...pants on ridiculous numpties hehehe
Posted by: Me | 04 July 2009 at 17:30
david beckham and who ?oh yeah most disliked woman in england
Posted by: terry fallon | 04 July 2009 at 17:25
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE TWO. DO THEY NEED TO DO THIS. SPARE US PLEASE!
Posted by: GRACE | 04 July 2009 at 17:13
DIDN EVEN TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THE ARMANI UNDERWEAR, DON THINK THE AD IS WORKING HA HA!!!
Posted by: jo | 04 July 2009 at 16:48
What are these people looking for in life? sad , sad sad,couple
Posted by: mike | 04 July 2009 at 16:24
I'd swap places with Posh, what a body the man has, gorgeous, I'd have Becks anyday, and i'm a guy.
Posted by: sutts1 | 04 July 2009 at 16:18
Give it up you 2 please
Posted by: Paula | 04 July 2009 at 16:13
VERY SAD!!!!!! David, do what u do best... just play FOOTBALL!!!! & Victoria??????? just pout & b a mum......leave the modelling 2 the professionals!!!!
Posted by: moni | 04 July 2009 at 16:02
What,s the saying? give us enough rope and they will hang themselves!!!!!!
Well they sure do just that, wonder what there kids think of all this exhibition, old mushroom nose needs to stop posing and know just what people really think of her.
Plain ugly!!!!!!!!would only just be the kindest comment to start with.
and well done the comment previous, she does look like Grace Jones, and he well, he cant help it can he? he just does as he is told.
Posted by: wrinkly | 04 July 2009 at 16:01
i would not want to be seen with either of these plonkers. who thought that these snaps look good? they need to go do something worthwhile, with their money they could save a third world country and we wouldn't have this rubbish inflicted on us all the time. I couldn't care less what they do , where they are or what they look like. In this case 'really, really stupid'!!!!! She looks like tinky winky and he looks constipated.. get a life out of our faces PLEASE
Posted by: madkat | 04 July 2009 at 15:30
I thought it was Grace Jones with him - what a pathetic sight they look. Cover up and go away!!
Posted by: Carole | 04 July 2009 at 15:30
lovely curves, amazing rich textures, how much would it cost to buy the rope!
Posted by: christopher ockham | 04 July 2009 at 15:15
what a pair of wetters, grow up
Posted by: bob pearson | 04 July 2009 at 15:04
sexy! bet they have amazing sex!
Posted by: adam mclachlan | 04 July 2009 at 14:47
Posh looks like a very skinny teletubby with that hair and Becks hair looks like a Hitler comb over Give it up u 2
Posted by: La Woman | 04 July 2009 at 14:28
Hard up and desperate, for what? I don't know, with their money they do not need be so full in your face ......sad the need to be in the public domain so much...
Posted by: pipa | 04 July 2009 at 13:58
MY GOD! How can people be so jelouse of a couple of someone's who have had good looks and talent from birth, used them to the best of their ability, who then met the love of their lives, got married, had children, and are fantastic representatives of Great Britain????? Grow up Twitters!! GOOD ON YU MR & MRS BECKHAM YOU SIZZLE SEXINESS, TSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted by: fatgettingthin | 04 July 2009 at 13:55
You have to hand it to them. They have all the money they want and still do idioic thigs like this. They should really think it through and let me a my wife take their place.
Posted by: TRC | 04 July 2009 at 13:29
Amazing pic, so inspiring to anyone who in real life looks average as in David's case or like a praying mantis as in Victoria's case, to go out and find a photographic studio who have a team of air brush artists with the skill to making one look half human. My feeling is these Pic's should be buried in a time capsule along with stills from chain saw massacre and halloween 2
Posted by: Dixie | 04 July 2009 at 13:18
At least she is on top!
Posted by: susie | 04 July 2009 at 12:58
I like to see what u look like in your undies karen
Posted by: fud | 04 July 2009 at 12:33
The usual pair of prats
Posted by: karen | 04 July 2009 at 12:28
so many jealous people out there...everyone knows P&B...no-one knows you sad critics......admit it you knockers would dribble to be seen with them.
Posted by: fud | 04 July 2009 at 12:25
I really wish Posh and Becks would just dissappear forever from the media world. They have totally outlived their sell by date and are about as interesting as a slab on lard.
Posted by: ian | 04 July 2009 at 11:55
Everyone comments on Posh and Becks. She is so skinny and looks like she needs a good meal and loves herself too much. Much better looking girls around. Becks is a good looking
guy but is getting past his best.
Posted by: Brenda J | 04 July 2009 at 11:47
they look fab
Posted by: donna | 04 July 2009 at 11:16
every ones giving abuse to them for this but come on if you were offered a million odd quid to dress up in pants for half a day and have photos taken none of you can say you would not do it,i would eat a human turd for a million quid.so putting on on pants would be no problem for me
Posted by: joe | 03 July 2009 at 20:45
I am sooooooo sick of these too flashing themselves about half naked, please stop and keep your clothes on, you are too desperate for attention, you need to get a life just enjoy without posing all the time.
Posted by: deeney | 03 July 2009 at 19:25
Oh what a pair of twirps...
Notice you never see the old Vics stomach? Why? Because she has had 3 kids - and has a 'normal' stomach, but is so body dysmorphic that she won't display it. Sick of the pair of them.
Posted by: Smorgs | 03 July 2009 at 16:53
David Beckham is such a hunk..He is my hero..Love you David.XXX
Posted by: Robert Hantke of Castle Hill Eckington,Sheffield | 03 July 2009 at 16:28
I cant stop giggling!!! Who on earth do they think they are? They look uncomfortable and very strained!!! Wouldn't buy Armani even if I could afford it as there are alot better designers out there. Totally over-rated couple and clothing!!! Far too false, the pair of them. She is talentless and he very rarely plays a decent game of footy!
Time to give it up and do something that involves using their brains (if they had one between them)!!!!!
Posted by: madkat | 03 July 2009 at 16:18
Pathetic!
Posted by: Mochales4ever | 03 July 2009 at 15:46
On first sight, I thought someone was taking the mickey out of P & B. Now I realise P & B are taking the mickey out of Emperio Armani nicker wearers.
Posted by: Kenneth Dennis | 03 July 2009 at 15:37
OMG....She looks so scrawney. Time to give it up!!!
Posted by: Pammie | 03 July 2009 at 15:31
Well, it's money for old rope, that's for sure. It's the best laugh I've had in ages! Bless 'em.
Posted by: ivy | 03 July 2009 at 15:26
amazing bodies but are the real or airbrushed and tweaked? If for real well done!!
Posted by: bet | 03 July 2009 at 15:25
For every person out there who hates the Beckhams there are 10 people who love them. I think the adverts are great and Becks looks as gorgeous as ever. Phwoooooar... :-o
Posted by: Brimboo | 03 July 2009 at 15:22
Sorry, but Victoria is so wooden in these. If she stopped trying to pose, which she does in any situation they would be better. Becks at least looks human. They are very attractive and trying hard to keep the brand going, but maybe time to move on?
Posted by: Simon | 03 July 2009 at 15:18
Are these ads making me want to buy Armani - er... No.
Posted by: Slimblonde-2 | 03 July 2009 at 15:10
When will they get over themselves
Posted by: willyjohn | 03 July 2009 at 14:50
not impressed!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: marie | 03 July 2009 at 14:26
Whats happened to becks hair.
Posted by: Karen | 03 July 2009 at 14:23
Watch out the aliens are coming.
Posted by: Karen | 03 July 2009 at 14:22
Thats funny lol - but I have to say - they're bodies look perfect (too perfect).
The ads just too stiff and serious to be sexy .
Posted by: claudia | 03 July 2009 at 14:17
Not for me thanks, totally overated couple and underwear, better pants at M&S.
Posted by: jay | 03 July 2009 at 14:10
Remind me not to buy Armani.
Posted by: Jay Clough | 03 July 2009 at 13:53
i think they look great! i have never been a big fan of the pair but credit where credit is due!
Posted by: Katey | 03 July 2009 at 13:37
What planet are these people on? Here you have 2 "celebrities" appearing in an advert for overpriced pants (actually they both look as if we see them 'mid-strain' and might be in need of another pair each! I bet they got a few quid for it though! Actually, what planet are we on?
Posted by: Ralph | 03 July 2009 at 13:26
How sad is that, what planet do these celebs live on.Not even the slightest bit sexy. Get a life u2
Posted by: mandy lower | 03 July 2009 at 13:20
Posh's boobs must have cost a fortune as she was always the scrawniest of the spice girls. Not surprised at Becks pants, that's where he keeps his brain.
Posted by: Brian Wylie | 03 July 2009 at 13:06
Thanks Posh and Becks. You have given me the best belly laugh I've had in ages.
Posted by: Katie P | 03 July 2009 at 13:06