It’s Ronnie Wood’s family portrait!
Posted by Jane Murphy
Fancy having this little number hanging above your mantelpiece? If so, there’s no time to waste: get on to eBay and cast your bid because it’s being auctioned off for charity right now!
As you can see, the portrait depicts Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood as a vampire, sucking the blood of a young woman.
It’s the work of artist Paul Karslake, who - you may be interested to note - is the brother of Ronnie’s estranged wife, Jo Wood.
Paul was commissioned to create a work of art to mark the UK launch of US TV show True Blood - so he presumably decided to kill two birds with one stone, and have a pop at his brother-in-law at the same time.
Indeed, the artist admits in the accompanying press release: “I painted the piece to portray my disgust at the treatment of my sister. I’ve been really upset over the events and my brush just did the talking.” Hmmm… I bet Jo found that really helpful.
So what do you think of the picture? Love it? Hate it? Wish you had a similar portrait of your ex-partner? Tell us here.
Picture: Paul Karslake/Wenn
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Not very realistic is it. It makes him look almost human.
Posted by: JJ | 22 July 2009 at 16:28
Yuk!
Posted by: Jo | 16 July 2009 at 11:09
If anyone is stupid enough to buy Scarlet Johannson' snotty tissues on Ebay, then they are stupid enough to buy that thing! It's a very good portrait of Ronnie, but i think the whole painting is very disturbing! I thought he just broke up with her, not turn into a vampire and kill her! And i thought it was the brother of Ronnie’s estranged wife, Jo Wood, not the sister!
Posted by: Sweety Pie | 16 July 2009 at 09:29