Peaches is officially pointless
Posted by Stewart Turner
Never let it be said that Peaches Geldof isn’t a winner. Bob’s gobby girl has topped a brand new poll this morning – to find the world’s most pointless celebrity. “Peaches’ only real claim to fame is that she was born to two famous parents,” trilled a spokesman for OnePoll.com, which conducted the survey.
Now, while we’re the first to admit that poor Peaches isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, she does at least have a number of very impressive strings to her bow. Successful DJ with the Trash Pussies, TV presenter, lingerie model for Ultimo, ambassador for the Mayfair Hotel, not to mention acclaimed journalist for Nylon magazine… how does she find the time?
Peaches managed to beat one-time Becks-botherer Rebecca Loos to the top slot, a woman who counts masturbating a pig on national TV as one of her finest achievements. Paris Hilton, the ubiquitous air-headed heiress, came a respectable third.
So, is Peaches Geldof really the world’s most pointless celebrity or is it all a little unfair? Tell us what you think.
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If this girl has one brain cell, I consider her truly gifted. I find it inconceivable that she is a creation of the intelligent and successful Bob Geldof, and the tragic, but effervescent Paula Yates.
Posted by: Amanda | 10 June 2009 at 10:47
Peaches is a Dingbat
Posted by: Phil | 10 June 2009 at 10:41
to be honest,all so called celebrities are pointless and anybody that pays their hard earned money to read about them has a pointless life.
Posted by: david,elmswell suffolk | 09 June 2009 at 15:29
Where do I start:
Lindsay Lohan
Chanelle Hayes
Kerry Katona
The list is endless, endless!!!
Posted by: louise | 09 June 2009 at 14:48
Certainly picked a smug enough picture to provoke a responce , how bord must I be ?
Posted by: ripped stallion | 09 June 2009 at 13:31