Nobody wants to share with Paris!
Posted by Jane Murphy
Look - it’s Paris Hilton! That’s a lovely surprise, isn’t it?
Hollywood’s hardest working hotel heiress is over in Dubai at the moment, plugging the latest in her utterly pointless ratings-grabbing reality show, in which various halfwits and wannabes compete to be Paris’s pal.
Yes, you guessed it: Paris Hilton’s My New BFF - Dubai is coming soon. (And I promise you, I’m not making this up.)
Still, it seems Ms Hilton may actually need a few more friends - because she’s just topped a survey to find the person with whom we’d least like to share a tent.
Nearly 50% of festival-goers polled by camping company Tangerine Fields said they’d prefer to sleep outside in the rain than huddle under the canvas with Paris.
Even more galling for Ms H, it seems many campers would prefer to share their tent with BNP leader Nick Griffin. Despite his best efforts to alienate anyone with half a brain cell, Nasty Nick only made it to second place on the list - with 32% of the vote.
Now, that’s just silly, isn’t it?
Picture: Wenn
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Hilton or Griffin ? A bigger pair of nonentities and a waste of good air would be hard to find.
Posted by: Zeb | 17 July 2009 at 16:44