Stephen Fry's shock victory over Cheryl Cole
Posted by Jane Murphy
This can't be right, surely.
Seasoned UK poll-topper Cheryl Cole has been beaten into a measly third place by lovable brainbox Stephen Fry and gnome-faced entrepreneur Sir Alan Sugar in a new survey.
Mind you, the survey in question - carried out by BT Tradespace - asked small business owners which celebrity they'd most like to employ. So presumably Stephen's brains and Sir Alan's... er... business balls were just too tempting to ignore.
I'm not quite sure what job these corporate bods had in mind for Cheryl - but whatever it was, she proved a bigger catch than her X Factor boss Simon Cowell, who came joint fourth with racy racing driver Lewis Hamilton.
Oh, and national treasure Kelly Brook was sixth on the list...
Now, I wonder what sort of job bosses would like her to do...
So which celebrity would be your dream employee or work colleague? Tell us here.
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hmm probably fred goodwin.
Posted by: Steven | 24 March 2009 at 15:10
I'd employ cat deely, to clean the bogs .
Posted by: Ripsnort | 28 February 2009 at 14:05
Kelly Brook, Lovely girl, She could walk over Simon Cowell and his mini panel any time, A pity she didnt then there would be fewer bores!
Posted by: Franko | 26 February 2009 at 21:38
Does anyone else think that Edwina Currie is how Kelly Brooke is going to look in 30 years time? There is a resemblance.
Posted by: debbie | 26 February 2009 at 21:16
Cheryl would be brilliant at sorting out the male
'testosterone' on here. I am also sure that Sir Alan Sugar would see the 'entrepreneur' in her and find a niche for her.
Cheryl is a caring peron and has real common sense and sensitivity - as opposed to suedo stars who comply with the current trend in promotion.
Those are the attributes that so many people lack today because they are 'posing' so much. A nice person.
Posted by: maggie | 26 February 2009 at 20:27
i'd employ mark harmon, omg he can be the office hottie!!
hehe
Posted by: Suzi | 26 February 2009 at 20:21
Footballer Djibril Ceesay - he is GORGEOUS AND FUNNY!!!!
Posted by: Jainaba | 26 February 2009 at 18:35
kelly brook, national treasure? what a strange, unschooled statement. i couldn't tell you anything she's done (except look flawlessley perfect for many years).
Posted by: Beth | 26 February 2009 at 18:18
I'd employ Fern Britton to feed me ryvita and amuse me with her giggling!
Posted by: Recycle or Die | 26 February 2009 at 17:58