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Posted by Jane Murphy
He just can't seem to help himself, can he?
Only eight minutes and 35 seconds into his post-suspension Radio 2 comeback show, Jonathan Ross gave the tabloids exactly what they wanted - by making a "sick joke about an Alzheimer's sufferer" (Daily Mail) and throwing himself into another "Beeb sex row" (The Sun).
Now - surprise, surprise - the whole thing isn't quite as dramatic as the newspapers make it sound.
During a chat about what they'd been doing while the show was off-air, producer Andy Davies said he'd done some bricklaying in the garden of his Spanish villa - but he kept getting grabbed by a frisky 80-year-old woman.
Jonathan's reply? "Eighty, oh God! I think you should, just for charity. Give her one last night, will you? One last night before the grave. Would it kill you?"
Andy and Jonathan later claimed the old lady didn't really exist. However, hardened hacks have apparently tracked her down - then stuck her name and picture in the tabloids, together with an interview with her furious son. Hmmm... those reporters must be really proud of themselves, mustn't they?
Naturally, various pundits, papers and politicians are now calling for Jonathan to resign.
Still, ratings for his shows are doubtless sky-high at the moment - simply because so many people are desperate to over-analyse his every word.
But like everything else that's broadcast on the Beeb, if you don't like it, you don't have to tune in. So if people really want him to go away, it's simple: just ignore him.
So should Wossy stay or go? Tell us what you think.
Picture: PA
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