Kerry slams Jordan's marriage

Posted by Jane Murphy

Now, stop me if you've heard this one before, but Kerry Katona and Jordan have been laying into one another via the hallowed pages of OK! magazine.

Talking about Jordan's marriage to Peter Andre, Kerry says: "I think it's more of a business arrangement than anything else. Me and Mark are stronger. We'll be together always."

Blimey - what will Jordan say to that? Well, we only have to flick through a few more pages to find out.

"I saw that Kerry and Mark have been slating me again - they just need to get over it," she snaps. "When her Iceland deal goes, I'll wave at them in their tent because that's the way they're heading. I'm sure Brian will get custody of those kids."

But if you're sick and tired of Jordan and Kerry's seemingly never-ending feud, you may be interested to hear there's another totally manufactured rivalry brewing between Jordan and erstwhile jungle babe Nicola McLean.

The juicy details? Well, Nicola has denied that she idolises Jordan, insisting her true role model is Pamela Anderson. What's more, she's admitted she used to fancy Peter Andre.

Over to Jordan... "Nicola says she used to fancy Pete, but it doesn't bother me at all," she says - possibly through gritted teeth. "Loads of girls fancied Pete and still do. But I'm the one that's got him." Well, she does have a point.

So whose side are you on in these various feuds? Or do you wish they'd all just shut up and move on? Tell us what you think.

Pictures: Rex Features, PA

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Comments

[Rach]

Need to all get over it and stop being so petty.
None have done out wrong its there lifes noone shud judge.
They need to stop wasting there time slating eachother cos thats what little kids do.

[jon]

Kerry's boobies are real, so for me , she wins this one!

[Linda]

As usual it's the media stirring it up again.
They are both troubled girls from troubled backgrounds who are easy to provoke!

[Sophie]

Kerry Katona = Waste of space druggie with a waste of space husband.
Nicola Mclean - WHO?

Katie Price is definetly better than them 2 She isnt the one losing her home and possibly her kids.Also nobody cares about nicola who is she? a nobody. Why the hell she was on Im a CELEBRITY get me out of here i dont know.

[Pammie]

Both are a total waste of space!!!!!!

[P]

TEAM NEITHER, both waste of spaces!

[Evee]

Kerry Katona is a drugged up talentless has been with a "no good" shithead for a husband. She is a terrible mother by all accounts and could learn a great deal from Katie Price who is everything "she" is definately NOT! The whole world is fed up with her , she needs to just fade away as nobody cares what she does or thinks anyway.

[Hel]

OK magazine pay these two to write this s**t. I think they need to start looking for new material. Who honestly gives a monkeys about this stuff??

[Tracey Holton]

Whilst I could not say that I am a follower of Katie Price and that I find her and Peter's lifestyle...a little odd...I respect the fact that they are exceptional parents, sound bussiness people who not only genuinely love their children but ensure that they will always be taken care of. Peter loves Harvey like his own and their hands on approach to Harvey is inspirational considering they could afford to palm him off on minders. Do I really need to say anything about Kerry? She Should be taking lessons from Katie, not slagging her off.

[Tracey Holton]

Whilst I could not say that I am a follower of Katie Price and that I find her and Peter's lifestyle...a little odd...I respect the fact that they are exceptional parents, sound bussiness people who not only genuinely love their children but ensure that they will always be taken care of. Peter loves Harvey like his own and their hands on approach to Harvey is inspirational considering they could afford to palm him off on minders. Do I really need to say anything about Kerry? She Should be taking lessons from Katie, not slagging her off.

[Laura]

KATIE PRICE ALLLLLL THE WAY

[nicola]

Who?

[Tracey]

Could there be more than just a little tad of jealousy there Kerry ???? Katie is brilliantly successful...Kerry ISN'T. Katie has a loving loyal partner by her side...Kerry most definitely HAS NOT...and don't even get me started on Nicola !! Katie, you're fantastic....end of !! :)

[Richie]

TEAM PRICEY

Nicola who?....lol...wannabe

Kerry Katona? bye ma love...get back 2 Warrington

[juwel]

i think thay should all grow up an stop passing judgement over each other kerry was a pop star wanna be were as nicola is a page 3 wanna be/jordan which she aint an jordan should get over the fact that girls fancy her husband when she already has him anyways

[mary allsopp]

I think that they should both grow up and smell the coffee. no one cares any more.

[Emma Webb]

These comments probably haven't been said. Everyone needs to grow up, especially the press. They blatantly have nothing better to do than butt in to celebrities lives.
I'm sure there's some serious news to write about. They're making money about things that happen in day-to-day life. If they want to be childish, allow them to, but there are serious things going on in the world.

[Janette]

What a joke!! Does this person really think she is in any position to comment on anyone's relationship?? Give me strength!! Perhaps she should content herself with her own situation, hardly one that qualifies her as a relationship guru!!

who cares ? i knw i donn't stupid lil girls arguing over the pettiest things get a life!!!!!!

[Brian Clark]

If I want a Barbie doll I can go to a shop and buy one. Probably get more sense out of it.What you gonna do girls when you are 45 with skin like a crocodile?

[jess]

i Think its Funny Because They Just Love The Publicity. Jordan is Awesome And Up Front About Herself. GO JORDAN!

[joy]

When is Kerry going to disapear i am fed up with reading about her.She is overpaid,over rated and as was once said over here.Iceland should get rid of her also.Jordon is also a pain in the backside.

[alex]

i think they are both a pair of silicone filled ass-holes

[mike]

Perhaps if magazines didn't report such trivial rubbish we'd all be better off?? -that's what I keep hoping will happen to the beckhams if everyone ignores that talentless family and then let them quietly curl up and die.

[Gary Mochan]

I think they should all just grow up and get with it. They make it sound like they can go and get what they want but I'm sorry it dont work like that. Move on with themselves and find other people to date. Thats my opinion.

[Heather]

Grow up, your both sad, if they were both secure in their lives, they wouldnt feel the need to slag each other off. They should keep a dignified silence and will look the better person.

[rich]

I like all their boobs

[Le Cap'n]

...Why don't they both just stfu and die. It won't really affect the world. Well, it might do some good.

[Tanya]

I think Kerry needs to take a leaf out of Katies book..... Kate isn't the one facing the loss of her house and probably her kids.... i think its time kerry kept her head down and concentrated on sorting out her life before laying into everyone elses

[deltech]

"Manufactured" spats? What do you expect from bimbos with manufactured boobs?

[sonia]

these ladies should concentrate on what's going on in their own lives before passing comment & judgement on others. kerry has her issues to deal with and so does jordan, we don't want to listen to playground squabbles! they are mothers and should be supproting working women & mums not ripping pieces out of each other. people in glass houses should not throw stones.

[Linda]

PATHETIC!

[Beatrisa]

These "spats" are only another way of keeping themselves in the "spotlight". They need to grow up and act like mature women if that's possible.

[Julia Edmonds]

Personally I think they should grow up and shut up. In years to come when their kids read about these spats I wonder what they will think of their parents - not a lot I bet.