What's Ulrika got against Myleene?
Posted by Jane Murphy

We hadn't heard much from Ulrika Jonsson recently - but now she's come out with a bitchy little soundbite to ensure we all remember who she is...
Her victim? It's never-off-the-TV Myleene Klass, for some reason. I wonder why that might be...
Ulrika tells Closer magazine: "I know I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! pays well and it's been known to enhance even the most paralysed of careers - i.e, Myleene Klass - but I don't like the thought of being stuck in the same rainforest as Robert Kilroy-Snake."
(Tsk - as an aside, Ulrika's so behind the times. Doesn't she know Robert's official nickname is now "Silksy"?)
Anyway, it seems a bit strange to pick on Myleene when plenty more long-forgotten celebrities have resurrected their careers in I'm A Celebrity... Christopher Biggins or Joe Pasquale, anyone? No?
Still, I wonder what odds I can get on Ulrika enhancing her own "paralysed career" in next year's Celebrity Big Brother...
Pictures: PA
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Oooh, let me think, what could Ulrika possibly have against Myleene? Well, there's the fact she is younger, has a successful contract advertising M&S, a presenting career... should I go on? Whats Ulrika got, oh, thats right, nothing. Jealousy springs to mind. Shes the only person who could host a programme to find somebody a girlfriend (can't remember the name of the programme it was that exciting) and then end up marrying the poor sucker herself. Do us all a favour and go back in the shadows and leave those with real talent to get on with it.
Posted by: Sue | 30 November 2008 at 20:40
Oooh, let me think, what could Ulrika possibly have against Myleene? Well, there's the fact she is younger, has a successful contract advertising M&S, a presenting career... should I go on? Whats Ulrika got, oh, thats right, nothing. Jealousy springs to mind. Shes the only person who could host a programme to find somebody a girlfriend (can't remember the name of the programme it was that exciting) and then end up marrying the poor sucker herself. Do us all a favour and go back in the shadows and leave those with real talent to get on with it.
Posted by: Sue | 30 November 2008 at 20:39
Ulrika thwe only women i know who can trip a feller up and be under him before he hits the floor The only talent she as got is bedding fellers and she cant be that good at that cos none of them stop with her for long . Myleene as class something you dont know about
Posted by: James | 30 November 2008 at 10:09
I'm sorry but isn't this the ulrika who would even turn up to the opening of an envelope? she's such an untalented old s-l-u-t. Myleene is far more talented and attractive. bye ulrika!!!
Posted by: missthing | 29 November 2008 at 00:45
Does Ulrika have memory loss as she obviously can't remember taking part in celeb reality programme Dancing on Ice!
Posted by: Caroline | 26 November 2008 at 17:14