Pete and Amy star in… Winemouse
Posted by Will Parkhouse
If your husband is in jail and your marriage is in trouble, what's the best way to contact him? If your name is Amy Winehouse, it's by filming yourself standing in a weird blue room with Pete Doherty and a box of newborn mice and getting one of the rodents to deliver the message. And then chucking the resultant video on YouTube.
"Blake, please don't divorce Mummy - she loves you ever so," says the mouse, in a voice that sounds suspiciously like Amy's. "Oh my God, that's psychedelic," says Pete, correctly as it happens. And it would all be quirky and cute if the whole situation wasn't such a damn mess.
We say: for the sake of all that is pure and good, someone go and free those mice! And while you're there, get those two to clean their fingernails.
Hey pete wats ur dealers number lad im after 3 of each lad ha ha
Posted by: Elliot | 06 June 2008 at 14:16
send em rehab for 6 months ordered by a judge i know amy will say no no no but its the only way b4 its to late'
Posted by: ell | 06 June 2008 at 14:12
these two are as close to 2"living dead" as you will get.make good extras in wacko jacko"s video thriller.without make-up
Posted by: keith | 06 June 2008 at 13:43
I lock up drug users every day - this is how they are - serious lack of personal hygiene. Nothing else matters - apart from where the next fix comes from. There are enough Drug Intervention Programmes all over the country, willing to help, they abuse drugs because they want to. Sad. How much help you can offer these people?
Posted by: Jailer | 24 May 2008 at 20:19
Hey guys, try a little forgiveness for this pair of out of place, lost souls.
We all experience it at some point in our lives x
Posted by: MICHELLE | 24 May 2008 at 09:35
I think that's about as high - and low - as it's possible to get (if you know what I mean). It's really spoony and frankly quite scary...
Posted by: Marts | 23 May 2008 at 18:36
Proof that "care in the community" just doesn't work....
Posted by: | 23 May 2008 at 18:33
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
Posted by: Kez | 23 May 2008 at 10:32
Oh dear Lord! I was about to eat my dinner but feel sick now. There are so many things about that that are wrong I can't begin to list them.
AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THEIR FINGERNAILS!!!!!!.
They look like they've been digging coal with their bare hands.
Vile oxygen thieves.
Posted by: fionaf | 19 May 2008 at 19:05
LOL.
Checkout the Winemouse — ORIGINAL DANCE REMIX!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49UJ2Xx2T-w
Posted by: Splurge | 19 May 2008 at 17:46
okay.. that's just scary! They're obviously out of their skulls.. it's horrible
Posted by: Ange | 19 May 2008 at 14:46
that's gross and disturbing.
Posted by: tina | 19 May 2008 at 13:09
More disturbing than their kiss.
Shouldn't these two be locked up by now?
Or alternatively (and arguably better, and cheaper in the long run) can't they just be left to their own devices to see themselves out? Next overdose, please don't call the ambulance.
Posted by: Loni | 19 May 2008 at 12:31