It's Coleen v Kate!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Latest news from Prince William and Kate Middleton's Caribbean hideaway? Erm... we still don't know whether HRH has popped the question.

"I'm terribly sorry but I will not talk about that," Kate told the nice man from the Daily Mail when he phoned the couple's private villa. "I am truly sorry but please excuse me." A word to the wise: screen your calls before picking up in future, Kate.

Still, who needs the Royal Family when you've got Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin? According to Orange's recent celebrity survey, 27% of us would prefer to get an invitation to Wayne and Col's June nuptials, while just 24% would opt to dig out our big hats for Wills and Kate.

So what's the attraction? Well, there's the irresistible lure of seeing Sir Alex Ferguson dancing to the Grease megamix with a bunch of Liverpudlians, I suppose. But latest rumours suggest Wayne and Coleen's big day is now set to take place in an Italian monastery. Oh, and it's going to be butterfly-themed.

Guests will each be given a handmade box containing a rare butterfly, which they'll then release into the air. "It will make everyone gasp with amazement," says an insider. How ridiculous! Sorry, I meant to say: how romantic!

Picture: PA

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