Oi! Pammy! No!

Posted by Jane Murphy

Last night, having found myself in the unfortunate position of being moulded into the sofa, I caught a repeat of Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter. In the particular scene I was lucky enough to see, Jordan was giving us some fascinating insights into the early days of her relationship with Peter Andre, while simultaneously eating a large bar of chocolate.

And sometimes her mouth was so full of chocolate, it was impossible to understand what she was saying. Basically, she's now so accustomed to being on camera all the time, it clearly doesn't occur to her to ask the crew to stop filming while she has her elevenses.

Sadly, Jordan's not the only one. There are now so many fly-on-the-wall shows being made, a whole generation of celebrities are forgetting what it's like to live life behind closed doors - and they're intent on inflicting every single moment of their sometimes actually-quite-dull days on us.

The latest star to sign up for a no-holds-barred reality show? It's Pamela Anderson. "The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today's most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film," boasts the producer.

We've seen it all before, mate! Think of something else!

Picture: PA

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Comments

[Charlotte]

I really don't like Pamela she is tartie, and i would rarther eat my own arm than watch a stupid program like that, GET LOST!!!!