Britain's not got talent!
Posted by Jane Murphy

Is Heather Mills the least talented person in Britain?
Well, not quite, according to a new poll carried out for Domino's Pizza. Paul McCartney's ex-wife could only manage second place behind Big Brother quitter and wannabe pop starlet Chanelle Hayes.
Former Spice Girl and self-styled fashionista Victoria Beckham came in at No.3 - with a somewhat bizarre mixture of famous names including Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof and, erm, Gordon Brown also finding their way into the Top 10.
Meanwhile, JK Rowling topped the poll of talented Brits, with Lewis Hamilton, Leona Lewis and Gordon Ramsay not far behind.
So do you agree with the poll's results - or is someone else's talent (or lack of it) going sadly unrecognised? Tell us what you think.
Picture: Rex Features
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she is as talented as a loo roll ,but at least a loo roll has a purpose on this planet
Posted by: SANDRA | 05 July 2008 at 18:22
Had Sir Paul insisted that she signed a Pre-Nup before marriage, she would have seen that there was no mileage in it and Sir Paul wouldn't have seen her rump for dust. Remember Sir Paul, PRE-NUP,PRE-NUP,PRE-NUP!!
Posted by: acme | 21 April 2008 at 17:21
She's the only person I know who has a Mickey Mouse mouth, it has slipped to one side of her face.
Posted by: Sirocco | 21 April 2008 at 14:21
WTF! Just cos Heather Mills lost her leg people feel sorry for her! This woman is a gold digger and completely mental! The only thing that will be good for her is a straight jacket and a padded cell!
Posted by: Natalie | 21 April 2008 at 12:04
Why do people judge her and call her a goldigger when they don't even know her, and remember it was Paul who went out with her not the other way round, it was his fault!!
Posted by: Charlotte | 21 April 2008 at 11:21
To be honest although some in that list are a bit talentless, there are far more untalented people that could have appeared....!!
Posted by: PoundPig | 19 April 2008 at 14:52
Leave her alone. Paul McCartney married someone younger than him - it didn't work out but now the woman gets the blame. Don't older men who chase younger women realise that one day they're too old and the woman is still young??
This woman was a model and lost her leg...leave her alone World. What is it with us British that we always have to be having a go at someone?
Posted by: Natalie | 19 April 2008 at 13:12
We may not like the woman - but there's no way you can accuse Heather Mills of being talentless. The woman has a HUGE talent for self-promotion.
Posted by: Piers | 19 April 2008 at 11:45