Happy birthday Paris!
Posted by Jane Murphy
Doesn't time fly when you're reporting non-stop twaddle about celebrities, eh? It seems only yesterday I was writing about Paris Hilton's 26th birthday party - which, I seem to recall, involved entertainment from monkeys, midgets and goats, plus a no-show from Nicole Richie.
But it must have been a whole year ago - because everyone's favourite ex-con hotel heiress was in Las Vegas to celebrate turning 27 at the weekend. And in her usual understated way, Paris decided to mark the occasion by cavorting on stage at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge.
First she did her very best Dita Von Teese impression - by donning a white corset and suspenders to pose in a giant champagne glass. As you do. Then she got changed into some oh-so-classy black latex lingerie while she mingled with her guests. Well, it's nice to see the hardest working socialite in showbiz letting her hair down for once, isn't it?
Picture: Wenn
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AAAARRRRGGGG, PARIS U R UGLY U R NOT DITA VON TEESE AND U NEVER WILL B, U R PARIS SLUTTY HILTON, FACE IT!!!!!
Posted by: Charlotte | 21 April 2008 at 13:12
Look at her great big man-feet! Some things just can't be solved with plastic surgery...
Posted by: pod | 18 February 2008 at 14:39
well...at least she's half naked and on her knees.
Posted by: poetryman69 | 18 February 2008 at 12:15