Chantelle is beyond parody
Posted by Will Parkhouse
[Splutters into tea.]
?!??!??!!
[Splutters into tea a second time.]
Er. Is the old Chantelle locked in a basement somewhere? Did we all just time travel back to the mid ‘80s? Are we in an Aerosmith video? I mean, big-breasted babes on bikes? Is she serious?!
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If she does it right she could be better and wealthier than Jordan turned katie. Since she stopped I've always known we could do with a new Jordan.
Posted by: :) | 05 October 2008 at 17:52
f.... yall
Posted by: picture monkey | 30 August 2008 at 02:36
She is just being what she thinks people want to see.I much prefered the quite young lady whom was in big brother,this new look just doesnt suit her.Sort it out girl!
Posted by: shelly | 29 April 2008 at 08:03
WHAT THE HELL HAS SHE DONE TO HER BODY, SHE LOOKED REALLY NICE IN CELEB BB, BUT ALL THAT FAME HAS TAKEN IT'S TOLL, OBVIOUSLY! AND IF SHE THINKS SHE'S GONNA BE THE OLD JORDAN, WELL SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' TO HER, TART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Charlotte | 22 April 2008 at 12:22
She is looking far to fake lately.."Shame"
Posted by: Danni | 06 March 2008 at 21:11
WHAT A ABSOLUTE MESS!!!!
Posted by: samm | 29 February 2008 at 00:33
Is that Chantelle or Jodie Marsh?
Posted by: Nikki B | 20 February 2008 at 16:34
She says that she is trying to be what he wants. But his previous girlfriend that he's gone back to was pretty but not in an overly sexual way. Chantelle has just decided she needs a new hook now that the relationship has gone down the pan. What happened to her tv career, she is like a lot these new celebrities talentless tossers.
Posted by: chris | 19 February 2008 at 16:00
Can anybody tell me why the think some of these celebrities are intelligent. They have a people marketing them for their slice of the cake, what about the BB housemates would you say most of them are intelligent. Brian Bell or the twins, Chantelle Hayes. You come out of the house and people are there for you making a much money for you and themselves. You don't need to be clever or talented, just in the public eye and or popular. If some woman manages to tag herself a footballer and makes a crap load of money does it make her Einstein. Fair enough if once she's in the spotlight it emerges that she is actually talented, but how many times has that been the case.
Posted by: chris | 19 February 2008 at 15:55
Don't understand why some blokes (& girls) love fake boobs ..... there's nothing better than the feel of a natural boob whether its small or large.
Posted by: Karen | 19 February 2008 at 14:56
I have had enough of Jordan! I have always thought she was a clever product sellar with her feet on the ground and with an eye for business - however, recently she seems to constantly be putting someone else down - why? She also left a comment here about Chantelle saying 'big boobs are out!' Like its her descision! How does she think she make all us normal women feel - who dont have the option to add in silicone implants and take them out! She made loads of small busted insecure young girls feel inferior for years, now she is trying to do the same for all of those with ample bosums - we are all different - we all make mistakes from time to time, and we are all individual - why does she need to feel like shes making the decisions for the rest of us - most of us couldnt care less about the size of her bra!!! Poor Chantelle - find a better role mode, forget about Preston and move on - you were a lovely down to earth girl - go back to your roots x x x
Posted by: Louise | 19 February 2008 at 13:46
I work with a rather old school, prim and proper guy, who probably should have retired some time ago. But after seeing her in one of my girly mags recently summed it all up in one word: Sl*g!
Posted by: samantha right | 17 February 2008 at 19:57
Show off some more because those boobs and body I wanna see more of Chantelle. She is so fine.
Posted by: Paddy | 17 February 2008 at 10:30
Women get used to a percentage of men like this look. I mean come on it not like we dont do it for them in our own homes.
Although I don't agree with Baz (post 31st Jan) Everyone is different and we all like different things. Some like slim some like chubby some like fat. Eachto there own.
Leave her alone and get some PVC yeah....
Posted by: Michelli | 12 February 2008 at 18:39
Who - a Z----- listed celeb. When are the media going to stop making celebs out of these people. They are nobodies. Come on Britain stop giving these people recognition.
Posted by: ches | 12 February 2008 at 17:31
ermmmm wtf no i dnt look rough actually but aww she wa well good in big bruv what happend whys she tryin to be like the old jordan who no one liked :O the time has passed!!!
Posted by: kay | 09 February 2008 at 20:46
lol i notice all ppl who slate her on ere r lasses, who prob all luk as rough as a bag of ass holes lol
Posted by: dave | 07 February 2008 at 14:03
have 2 be honest the extensions are terrible! glamour models are paid good money there could of been more effort made! however... if thats what she wants 2 do go girl!
Posted by: janine | 06 February 2008 at 13:46
all i can say is she looks a state and slapper is the best way of describin her!!!
Posted by: rabbit | 05 February 2008 at 14:31
hahahah what a joke shes a total mess, her extensions are a disgrace..and she tries to pull the jordan look of terribly.
so sad
ha
Posted by: rachel | 04 February 2008 at 13:59
Oh pur-lease....
Like, we've never seen a fanny/tits before! Put it away Chantelle before I lose the will to live.
Posted by: Janey | 04 February 2008 at 13:55
Whats wrong with the picts? Look fine to me :-) What else has Chantelle got to offer?
Posted by: Kev | 04 February 2008 at 08:04
Slapper springs to mind. You don't have to look like a barbie doll to be attractive. What was she thinking. Be yourself stop trying to be a plastic fantastic and get a life of your own then maybe you'll be able to get some1 who likes you for you not a pin up slapper. Even the page 3 girls are going for a more natural look these days. A pretty girl gone to waste.
Posted by: Katie | 03 February 2008 at 20:28
wish they were in my local pub id nob the lot of em!!!!!, ppl who slate her on here prob look like the back end of a mule, there shud b more big tittied biatches in the world then they wouldnt be as much war and killing!!! i think she luks gorgeous
Posted by: dave | 02 February 2008 at 20:11
TACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: Pammie | 02 February 2008 at 17:49
3 words, orange, fake,mess!!!sorry few more words she looked better before attractive and girlie,now she looks like the rest a brassy mess who will no doubt be in the papers for a drug habbit and with her bits out very soon seen it before boring,god give us strength we have so many jodies,jordans now clone after clone,when you see one pair of fake baps you have seen them all,no i doubt any man would chuck her out of bed but these clones are in our local pubs all over!!! BORING BORING BORING put it away have some respect go back to the old you were you looked pretty and fresh,your going down the wrong road....
Posted by: tj | 02 February 2008 at 08:48
OMG!!!! THIS IS RLY FUNNY! THIS IS THE BOZ BOZ!
Posted by: Pill Warkhouse | 01 February 2008 at 17:00
she may look like a second hand jordan, but lets be honest, any straight bloke wouldnt turn her down, although she doesnt come across as being a good lay.
oh well, another blond with big fake boobs to chuck on the list
Posted by: rich | 01 February 2008 at 15:06
Why oh Why?? please bring back the old Chantelle, the inoccent girl who won BB
Posted by: Peter Jones | 01 February 2008 at 14:55
i thought she looked more jodie marsh, but 100000% better than her, chantelle is all natural except for her boobs she luks mint and could straddle me anyday , wot a fine piece of ass
Posted by: colin | 01 February 2008 at 14:52
So what if she wants to have her boobs done ,straddle a cool bike!! she needs to earn a living so what .Oh and she doesnt look like jordan !a lot better also i bet she hasnt got jordans BIG HEAD and bossy nature.Leave her alone.
Posted by: paul | 01 February 2008 at 12:03
She looks like a bad copy of jodie marsh....not jordan... sad sad sad
Posted by: becca | 01 February 2008 at 11:03
In response to that 'AL' guy who wrote: Go on chantelle, totally love it, lets see what those breasts look like on page three.. Yum, yum.....
That's the kind of people she's going to be attracting now!! Lovely.
Posted by: k | 01 February 2008 at 10:25
why are people saying that she is copying jordan? there are millions on ''blonde'' girls that have breast implants,but does everyone say that they are all copying her then?-NO!!! People should just get a life and leave her alone!!!!
Posted by: from a not jelaous girl. | 01 February 2008 at 09:58
I thought she looks more like Jodie Marsh.
She's really changed... not saying she doesn't look "hot" in these pics but few girls wouldn't with the amount of surgery and make upping she's undergone.
Seems a bit weird, she's revamped since splitting from Preston... into a vamp!
What happened to that nice little girl off Celeb BB???
Posted by: Loni | 01 February 2008 at 09:41
Well she may be fake false or whatever else but not many guys would be disappointed finding her draped over their motor like that !!! And girls does the word jealous ring any bells , live for the moment and forget the future !
Posted by: Al | 01 February 2008 at 09:08
Celeb? no not really!
She looks pretty fine, although maybe a Harley would have been a bit more comfy....
And hey there's nothing wrong with old aerosmoth videos!
Posted by: Ian | 01 February 2008 at 08:59
would look better draped over my Harley !!!
more the merrier, live a little, and don't forget T & T
, Something to smile about in Depressed Britain !!!
Posted by: D J | 01 February 2008 at 08:19
ew.
Posted by: Josh | 01 February 2008 at 04:51
what a fine lady, if all the birds in the public eye has any kind of self respect as this clever lady, we would all have respect.
Posted by: clubs | 31 January 2008 at 23:54
Do you really feel sorry for the bike?
Get a life.
She is doing amazing well from her humble beginnings and is so beautiful.
Jordan is well well past her sell by date.
Posted by: George | 31 January 2008 at 23:47
OMG it's the bike i feel sorry for, how's it gonna recover it's streetcred with a "celeb" clinging on to the last bit of celebdom by her nails 8-)
Posted by: PJ | 31 January 2008 at 23:34
Hang on a minute, chantelle... Insecure..... Huh?? Na, sorry but people need to stop chatting s**t.. It's a free country, everybodys entitled to their opinion, but for god sake don't be jealous of her just cause she looks good.. Go on chantelle, totally love it, lets see what those breasts look like on page three.. Yum, yum.....
Posted by: AL | 31 January 2008 at 23:33
Nice boots!
Posted by: marie | 31 January 2008 at 23:31
She's hot
Posted by: A Bloke | 31 January 2008 at 23:17
If she wants to look sexy on a bike - let her! Jesus christ...
So it's not what people expected of her, - she has to make money!
...and maybe have some fun too. And there are worse ways to make money, honestly.
And about her looking like a tramp, she does not!
...I think the pictures could have been quite good, if there had beena better set up and maybe a different photographer.
XP
Posted by: Lisa | 31 January 2008 at 22:50
looks messy to me, like the Girls Aloud song 'sexy no no no' but replace it with 'tramp yes yes yes' lol
Posted by: James | 31 January 2008 at 22:19
Pah ha! Well, it's a step up from shoving flyers in people's faces (some call it 'promotions'), as she used to be a humble promotions girl. (A young girl who can srub up well and annoy folk in shopping centres)
Posted by: Helen Kennedy | 31 January 2008 at 22:13
Whats up with you people....a beautiful girl on a nice bike to brighten up our grey skies,im guessing the jealous comments where posted by the typical overweight comfort eaters that seem to blight our great nation all to often these days....shame on you and get down the gym.
Posted by: Baz | 31 January 2008 at 22:03
looks like the jealous insecure single women are in the night. get a grip, people can live their life how they want, one only got one. i bet if it was some "heart throb" bloke on the bike, the comments from the women would be very different....i rest my case
Posted by: mental benny | 31 January 2008 at 21:44
Just a bit tragic really. Poor love.
Posted by: Michael | 31 January 2008 at 21:40
Oh my god do you lot not like women?
she looks absolutely gorgeous
Posted by: colin | 31 January 2008 at 21:38
I think she looks like a tramp!!!
Desperate for any media she can get, trying to look like Jordan and has failed miserably, just go back to your day job!!!!
Posted by: Claire Turner | 31 January 2008 at 21:37
why dont you all get a life. christ if nobody was sad enough to bother about this crap the whole celebrity gravy train would hopefully derail while crossing a deep river. please donate names for the passenger list.
Posted by: ali baba | 31 January 2008 at 21:08
she,l end up like britney lol
Posted by: bret | 31 January 2008 at 20:41
pic looks abit dated and chantelles hair looks abit of a mess...other than that...
i think she used to look hot with dark hair!
Posted by: renie | 31 January 2008 at 20:33
it annoys me seeing silly women sat on bikes trying to look hot...how funny would it be if the engine was turned on and the stand kicked up...they wouldn't last 3 seconds now that would be entertainment!
Posted by: renie | 31 January 2008 at 20:29
Oh dear!!!! See what celebrity does to you!
Posted by: JS | 31 January 2008 at 20:28
chantelle adopts the birthing position & breathes deeply as the contraction subsides.......tune in for another exciting episode of ' maternity model'......
Posted by: c.henderson | 31 January 2008 at 19:49
well done girl, dont let em knock you, you look like a million dollars, if fact i didnt see a bike. good luck to you. any chance of a photo of you on my volvo
Posted by: alan | 31 January 2008 at 19:22
My pictures of me on my GSXR750 look better and they were taken by a friend - search for my name on Facebook to take a look!!!
She looks very uncomfortable with the bike instead of worshipping it
Posted by: Nicola Ripley | 31 January 2008 at 18:29
nice bike
Posted by: nublet | 31 January 2008 at 18:29
I'm surprised the front brakes aren't 6 potters.
Posted by: Flippy Floppy | 31 January 2008 at 18:24
sexy sexy sexy
Posted by: | 31 January 2008 at 18:10
whats the cc of the bike
Posted by: john | 31 January 2008 at 18:10
by the way danni is chantelle had a kid then she would most prob like looking after him 2! make sense
Posted by: janine | 31 January 2008 at 17:37
There are plenty of girls out there who choose the glamour model approach and these days there is nothing wrong in looking sexy for pics and getting paid! Jordan made a career out of it why not chantelle? there are many fakes who pose and think they are jordan so why slam chantelle? it seems like she is living her life and is defo getting the feed back she needs which feeds the glamour industry! This girl is actually working not withdrawing into self pity like some people do after a messy divorce! cut her some slack people!
Posted by: janine | 31 January 2008 at 17:35
I think Chantelle looks great, you should cut her some slack! And Danni, what is a trat, you prat!
Posted by: N@t | 31 January 2008 at 17:17
Chantelle... whats the hell happened? you used to look so natural and now its all fake fake fake.... I like chantelle, i feel quite sorry for her sometimes but sh eis going over board now. If ya wanna be somebody and be famous, just be yourself. people hate fakeness and if she stayed real of who she was instead of feeling insecure all the time maybe there wouldnt be so much bad press about her... sorry Chantelle but you look aweful... if i was your mother id sort you right out...theres no point trying to be something that your clearly not... but if it makes her happy let see how happy she is in the next two years..
Posted by: Kelly | 31 January 2008 at 16:55
youu look like a total trat chantelle !! by tha way jordan is way better !! youu just like possin shee looks after her kid !!
Posted by: Danni | 31 January 2008 at 16:30
*tries to recover.....fails*
Posted by: picture monkey | 31 January 2008 at 15:53