Becks practises ball control
Posted by Jane Murphy

Sorry - what was I supposed to be doing again? Someone just showed me this new picture of David Beckham and I came over all peculiar.
So why's Becks posing in his scanties this time? Well, it's all part of a new ad campaign for top designer Emporio Armani, who's just brought out a range of men's undies.
Rumour has it he's designed some socks, too. In fact, there's a rolled-up pair hidden somewhere in this photograph. Can you spot them, readers?
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This is what we need...more vain men showing their sex organs for money and more vacuous comments from thick women with no brains! Hooray
Posted by: auntie susan | 04 August 2008 at 14:52
Now I know that expression !
It is one of extreme pain--
yeah, very painful !!
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Posted by: Onlineshops | 28 December 2007 at 00:19
Is there anything left to flaunt? It is very sad that some of the general public are fawning over inconsequential aspects of life.
Posted by: Vicky | 17 December 2007 at 17:38
omgggg victoria is the luckiest woman on the PLANET!!! he is sooooo freakin sexyyyyy!!!!
Posted by: twinkle009 | 14 December 2007 at 14:20
David-give Victoria her dress back-there's a good lad.
You certainly don't need anything but your Birthday suit on to get us all going. Merry Christmas. -x-
Posted by: girlie girl | 13 December 2007 at 10:03
whats all the shout about?
probably got a tattoo hidden as well,and theres only one place for them and thats behind loo doors.
Posted by: mags | 12 December 2007 at 22:16
Perfection!!!
we want more, we want more
Posted by: kc | 12 December 2007 at 20:43
Either this advert contravenes the Trade Description Act or Vicky Beckham is one lucky lady. What has that woman got to scowl about all the time?? I only hope we don't get one of those 'This image has been digitally enhanced' stories in a few days time, that would really spoil my Christmas!!
Posted by: Suzy57 | 12 December 2007 at 20:01
Fit as!!!!!
Posted by: Erin | 12 December 2007 at 16:47
Ding Dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: samz | 11 December 2007 at 18:23
ooh yea
Golden Balls
Posted by: scrot | 11 December 2007 at 18:00
Yes u wud!!!!
Posted by: jill | 11 December 2007 at 16:59
Verrrrrry nice, makes a change to see a well-toned male showing his best side!!! After all he is advertising underwear...
Posted by: Mad Lizzie | 11 December 2007 at 16:47
Well hello :D he is officially YUMMY...victoria is very lucky. now i can see why they have 3 kids :P
Posted by: Gertrude | 11 December 2007 at 16:46
Ivor, I think you're just a teensy wee bit jealous my friend!
Posted by: caroline | 11 December 2007 at 16:44
I would much prefer to see theirry Henry in his pants or without them
Posted by: wills | 11 December 2007 at 16:17
leave becks alone, your all only jelous because he's talented!, a great dad n he's soooo beautiful, he'd look gd wearin a binliner!!!
Posted by: lisa hart | 11 December 2007 at 16:17
what I wouldn't do with him you could fit on a centipede!!
Posted by: ;] | 11 December 2007 at 16:11
WOW!!!!!and Merry Christmas to you too. The miserable beggars who are critisising this pic are probably jealous inadequates. Get some giggles in your lives for goodness sake.
Posted by: Dianne | 11 December 2007 at 15:55
lovely,lovely shame its just photography.
Posted by: julie | 11 December 2007 at 15:50
What a dish, certainly brightened up my day - I wish I could find that in my stocking on christmas morning!!
Posted by: Mandy | 11 December 2007 at 15:46
what a pair, its enought to make your eyes water.
Posted by: marie | 11 December 2007 at 15:03
just caught a glance of david beckham as i picked up my emails so i clicked on the picture, well!! very sexy & classy,lucky victoria.It makes a change from looking at skinny women showing everything( bet ivor would have enjoyed that,not said they were disgusting), i think its sexy & classy, and im a 55year old gran.
Posted by: suzy | 11 December 2007 at 15:00
He looks slightly aroused - there must be a mirror nearby!
Posted by: Kitoff | 11 December 2007 at 14:55
Even if it's a smelly, sweaty, pair of scanky old MU footy sock Vicky couldn't be arsed shoving in their HOTPOINT??
Posted by: STEF | 11 December 2007 at 14:29
This guy and the whole Beckham saga makes me soooooo sick! Gone are the times when footballers were just that, these days they (and their wives) want global domination over what? They are not naturally beautiful, nor intelligent etc. No wonder that 99% of the population cannot stand them. Let some models earn a piece of bread too, let some youngsters do the modelling, let some good singers sing their better songs. But would the Beckhams understand? No never! More years of boredom to follow......
Posted by: london | 11 December 2007 at 14:28
Oh my god, he is sooooooooooo hot :) I wouldnt mind checking to see if it,s socks down there. :)
What I would do with him. Gx
Posted by: Gillian | 11 December 2007 at 14:06
You know David Beckham, that bloke who plays soccer? Well guess what? He's got a knob - Wow! You'll be telling me Dolly's got boobs next!
Advice to anyone who thinks this 'sexy' revelation is BIG news - Grow up and take that 'space for rent' sign off your forehead will you - Thanks.
Posted by: STED | 11 December 2007 at 13:56
he is just one sexy bloke with a lovely pair os sock!!!
Posted by: me | 11 December 2007 at 13:44
I think he looks absolutely gorgeous! Lovely to have something for the ladies to look at for a change, more, more, more!
Posted by: Annie | 11 December 2007 at 13:39
He looks really really Hot! Its the best body ive ever seen and we should have more like this in our papers.
Posted by: Samantha | 11 December 2007 at 13:37
He's got balls.
Posted by: Roosevelt | 11 December 2007 at 13:36
oh god how fit is he ?
bloody gorgeous
Posted by: sharon | 11 December 2007 at 13:27
So, i was just checking my emails as i am working from home and a picture of Becks caught my eye, so i thought i would click on more and this is what i found - my word, my mouth is still wide-open and i am hyper-ventaliating. The first thing you see is the big WHITE BULGE - Victoria Beckham you are one lucky lucky lady!!!! That aint no sock Becks has it all, perfect in every way!
Posted by: Lisa | 11 December 2007 at 13:26
i think its disgusting
Posted by: ivor from ??? | 11 December 2007 at 13:24