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Christina gets her bump out

Posted by Will Parkhouse

Christina Aguilera on the cover of Marie Claire

Wow, Christina Aguilera’s looking a bit fat these days. She must’ve been knocking back pints of London Pride like no one’s business. What’s that? Pregnant? Is that the thing with the sperm and eggs and stuff? Oh. Right.

Well anyway, after annoying everyone by refusing over and over again to confirm she was up the duff, Aggers is now rubbing everyone’s face in it, by doing a Demi Moore and appearing in this month’s Marie Claire completely starkers.

And her unclothed airbrushed bits aren’t all the Aggmeister reveals as she discusses the ins and outs (sorry) of how she and husband Jordan Bratman made the magic happen.

“We were planning on starting to try after the tour,” she says. “And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time - except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here... I'm like, ‘Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?’”

Nice jacket, by the way.

Picture: Marie Claire

Comments

I love Christina, i think she will be a great mum, U GO GIRL

excellent spelling of gawjus down there...

excellent spelling of gawjus down there...

I DISAGREE!!! Xtina will be a great mum, I really admire her. I mean, look at how much shes matured since 'stripped'. She's in love, and ready!

Mmmmm....i like 'em with some meat on 'em,she looks like a right porker now!!!

i think she looks great, just aslong as she doesnt call it something stupid!

how sad is that yes shes pregnant shes not the first woman ever to have a baby i dont see the big deal!

Debbie says: "It's no one elses business about her pregnancy" - ummmmmmm, no one forced her to get her kit off for the cover of Marie Claire - if it's no one else's business maybe you should give her a call and tell her to stop stripping off for the press!

Low and behold another celebrity enjoys the fruits of horizontal dancing and decides to show herself off for all to see once the inevitable has happened.

If you thought you didn't match up to the 'celebrity look' when you weren't pregnant, now you can feel just as inferior when you ARE!

Though I hope Christina teaches the upcoming child about the hazards of over-bleaching their hair... it'd save on having to buy TWO sets of wigs at a time, isn't that right Xtina?

Yes,I remember that time before we had our first .... I came off the pill to prepare my body for 3 months (as had been suggested by a local midwife I had chatted with) and then to make sure it didn't happen within those three months we took other precautions!! Maybe Christine and husband should have thought the plan through a bit more!!!!!

I think Christina looks Beautiful, I wish I looked like that when I was pregnant!

OMG..... SOCIETY NEEDS TO GO HOME AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND ALSO WAKE UP TO REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!! lADIES DO GET BIG WHEN A CHILD IS GROWING INSIDE US, UNBELIEVEABLE!!! WHY CANT THE PAPARAZZI LEAVE ALL ARTISTS ALONE BECAUSE I BET THEY ENT HALF AS CONFIDENT AND GAWJUS AS THE MAJORITY OF ARTISTS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!

It's no one elses business about her pregnancy and way to go hun showing off your gorgeous sexy body!!. Be proud of that beautiful bump and the empowerment it gives you.

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