Britney’s new boyfriend
Posted by Will Parkhouse
“Waiter waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”
“Please don’t speak so loudly, Madam, or everyone will realise you’re Britney Spears and get scared you’re about to do something crazy, like attack their SUVs with umbrellas, jump in the sea in your pants, or flash your bits.”
“Good point. Hey, you’re hot by the way, fancy being my new boyfriend?”
OK, it probably didn’t happen like that, but bottom line is that Britters is now seeing waiter Michael Marchand. The pair have been spotted dining out together at Los Angeles’ Mirabelle restaurant, where Michael works – well, if you get a staff discount, why not use it?
An insider gave Life and Style Magazine the details: “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming – he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars.”
“Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her. Since then, the two had at least one date at Brit’s mansion.” So is he caviar or a pot noodle? Post your thoughts on the new boy below…
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It will never last!!!
Posted by: Charlotte | 21 April 2008 at 12:24
Money doesnt matter happiness and love is al that matters
Posted by: Madison | 09 January 2008 at 16:28
I think that everyone should leave her alone or help her get better. She obviously luvs her sons a lot. They deserve to have their mu
m in their lives.
Posted by: Emma | 05 January 2008 at 15:56
Thats Davey Havok's brother
Posted by: someone | 16 December 2007 at 17:52
BRITNEY IS GR8 I LISTEN TO 'GIMME MORE' ALL DA TYM =) HONESTLY THOU, PPL JUS NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO WHAT THE PAPARAZZI SAY!!! WORD OF ADVICE!!
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SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY!!!
THATS ALL SHES CRAVING FOR IS LOVE, WE ALL NEED IT AT ONE POINT IN OUR LIVES
I THINK HER AND JUSTIN SHOULD SHOCK THE NATION AND GET BACK TGTHER!!!!!!!
AND A DUET SUCH AS:
KANYE WEST, JUSTIN, MICHAEL JACKSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS WILL BE A BLAST!!!!!!! =)=D
Posted by: NICKNAME; BABYPHACE | 29 November 2007 at 21:02
You will of been one of the perverts looking at the shots of up her skirt then i guess?!!!?
Posted by: Jemima | 26 November 2007 at 16:17
Given us so much brilliant music?? Well i must have missed that between her attacking photographers and breast feeding her babies while high and drunk.
Oh sorry where you talking about her miming to songs OTHER people have written, my mistake.
Posted by: Bob | 26 November 2007 at 15:45
Give her a break i mean jeaseeee! She has given everyone so much brilliant music and maybe at the end of the day she just wanted a quiet life like her home state friends, but instead it was her mum who pushed her into stardom at such a young age to sap off her profit, and it has caused her daughter to react all rebelious, and as for her lazy ex husband trying to crawl his way back to her fourtune through Brits mother! What a waster! Get a job u sponge!?!
Posted by: Jemima | 26 November 2007 at 14:45
this could be what brit needs ta get her life
bk on track..so what hes w waiter go britt
Posted by: sarah | 26 November 2007 at 14:33
This girl needs helps,NOT a new boyfriend even more shoking she is set to adopt,how can any one in there right mind let her adopt.she is soooooooooo messed up,why give her kids to mess up too?kids are to presious to let her loose with them.if that is what fame does i am SO glad not to be famous
Posted by: pugg | 26 November 2007 at 13:28
he's a cutie does it really matter what he does for a living as long as he's not a low life like kevin just after her for her money.
Posted by: katie | 24 November 2007 at 16:00
hey whats wrong with a waiter?? are they low life or something? they work long hours and have to be cheery or ppl moan about them so i say give them both a break he mite just be the man to bring her back to earth and off planet britany
Posted by: kate | 24 November 2007 at 10:58
I think it's about time she grew up!?! Yes, she should be left to get on with sorting her life out and being in the public eye which she has chosen to be in doesn't help?
She needs time on her own and with her family to help reflect on what she needs to be doing? Being seen to go out with any man is not doing her reputation as a singer and mum any good!?!
Posted by: essex | 24 November 2007 at 10:48
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE *sob* SHE'S A HUMAN BEING
sorry, I had to do it *ahh* now I feel better
Posted by: wisemanthree | 24 November 2007 at 08:34
Jesus.. Has Brit lowered her standards that much? I supose it doesnt matter though what ever makes her happy. Its like when she wears no undies.. Shes happy then so its best to let Briters do her thing. Shes getting herself sorted though which is a good sign. Hopefully to a point where she isnt on the front page every two seconds. Go Brit!
Posted by: Amz | 23 November 2007 at 17:05
DONT U THINK BRITNEY HAS ENOUGH ON HER PLATE?shes just trying to get back to leading her normal life.okay maybe she does act a bit crazy but dont we all at some point in our life.everyone needs to just leave her alone...
Posted by: jaz | 23 November 2007 at 16:49
i think u should all give her a break we all make mistakes no matter if your jo bloggs down the street britney or the bleeding queen, the only diff is britney is in the lime light an her s*#t sells, u go britney after arse hole k fed he who people seem to think now a days has done no wrong in his life u deserve to be happy keep strong k fed will fall on his back side i hope we get to see it he a slime ball who treated britney like s*#t people have forgot that ,
Posted by: fiona j peacock | 23 November 2007 at 16:44
Hey i think we should all give her a chance to get her life sorted after all she's only human and how would you like it if you were in that state with paparatzi all over the place normal people split up all the time. and anyone who calls britney a sad cow must be a sad cow themselves so i recon she will get her life on track pretty soon
SO GO GIRL AND GET YOUR LIFE BACK ON TRACK
Posted by: Natasha XxXx | 23 November 2007 at 16:41
Wouldn't a sulg be a huge improvement on K Fed. You've got to kiss a few frogs to find you're prince..... Lets see what this one turns out to be. Watch this space....
Posted by: Sian Brisco | 23 November 2007 at 15:56
looks like a human version of roland rat with a mobile stuck to his ear, slimeball, keep well clear.
Posted by: Eddy | 23 November 2007 at 15:32
Givvafuck.
Posted by: PhantomTurkey | 23 November 2007 at 14:42
LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE GOT A LIFE & SHE GOT RIGHTS TO MAKE IT RIGHT OR WRONG, GO BRITANY U R A HUMAN LIKE OTHERS
Posted by: NILAKSHI | 23 November 2007 at 14:06
Its about time everyone left Britney alone and let her get on with her life, just coz she lets her hair down every now and then and enjoys sex etc does not make her a bad mum or any different than all the other celebrities but do they have their children taken off them? Give her a break and find someone else to destroy.
Posted by: claire | 23 November 2007 at 14:00
YOU ARE A SAD COW BRITANY GET A GRIP OF YOUSELF
Posted by: TRACEY SLEEP | 23 November 2007 at 13:28
I think its time britany sorted her life out settled down again and got her life back on track U GO GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: lousie charmer | 23 November 2007 at 13:27
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