Constant grazing

Posted by Julie Carson

Ever wondered why Rachel spends have her life running around the Big Brother garden? You would think it's because she loves sport and is in training for the 2012 Olympics – but you'd be wrong.

Having studied hundreds of photos of the housemates during the summer, it's come to my attention that there's more than one Big Scoffer in the house.

We all know that Mo has eaten his way through an entire food mountain over the past 13 weeks. We've watched in wonder at his ever increasing waistline, waiting for him to consume one too many burgers and explode live on national TV.

But Rachel's munching has somehow gone largely unnoticed, maybe because she stick to a diet of nuts and dust – but boy, can she eat!

And eat...

And eat...

And eat...

So there you go. If squeaky-clean Rachel didn't run around the garden she'd be as big as the BB house – or am I being a little bit mean?

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Could BB be even Mo disgusting?

This year's Big Brother has officially reached a new low. Forget Nicole's whinging, forget Bex's earlier topless antics. Last night Mo ate Mikey's bogey for a can of cider. No, his life did not depend on it. No he didn't have to do it. He wanted to.

We don't really think of ourselves as particularly prudish or easily offended, but frankly, this is a step too far. How desperate is too desperate? How completely bereft of any self-awareness do you need to be even to contemplate such a step?

Oh, and don't tell me "it's just a bit of fun". No, this is a Club 18-30 rep's mentality elevated to the status of national entertainment - and frankly it isn't even entertaining.

Dear Big Brother (and Mo). Please use a tissue and then flush yourselves down the toilet. That's more or less where you now belong.

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Big blubber Mohamed

Posted by Julie Carson

For someone who claimed to want to lose a few pounds when he entered the Big Brother house, Mohamed doesn’t appear to be making much progress. In fact, it wouldn't be unfair to suggest that he's turned into some kind of human dustbin.

We've all heard the housemates’ snide remarks about how much Big Mo has been consuming, and his expanding waistline kind of hints to the fact that he's been eating more than his fair share of the meagre rations, but I hadn't really noticed what a compulsive eater he seems to be until I sat down and watched last night's show.

Over the past week the housemates from hell have been cooking for the heavenly housemates - and making a pretty poor job of it. Luke totally destroyed an egg he attempted to fry for Darnell, but as rations are low Darnell did the decent thing and tried to eat a bit of it before leaving the rest on the table. Now, I'm not sure if my eyes deceived me, but I'm almost 100% certain that Mohamed swooped in on the leftover egg mess and cleared the plate.

Then, later, Luke revealed how Mo had asked for a cup of tea but there were no tea bags so he told Sara (I think) to get a bag out of the bin so he could have a cuppa - how grim is that?

And no doubt, if he'd been allowed, he would have seen off the monster baguette that Kat and Rex failed to eat in the ooh la la French shopping task. Why wasn’t he chosen to do it? He'd have made short work of the baguette and the housemates would have won a luxury shopping budget - bad move, Darnell.

I could understand Mo's desperate measures to fill his aching belly if he'd been stuck in hell, but he hasn't. He's been stuck in heaven with cakes, fish and chip suppers, and all the leftovers he can stomach. What's wrong with the man?

So what do you think of Mohamed's eating habits? Is he the greediest housemate ever?

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