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Kat: "I want to be Jordan"

Kat170 We asked you earlier which housemate wanted to become the next Jordan. Here's the answer: it's Kat.

She has told Rachel, Rex, Mo and Darnell that she wants to change everything about her body.

"I would reinvent myself as Jordan. I want massive, massive boobs like Jordan and have liposuction to make me really, really an extreme version of skinny."

She continued: "I serious. I'm not happy with who I am... I want to lose half of me."

Rex - who had earlier compared food lover Kat to a baked potato - was shocked by her admissions and kindly told her, "You're fine the way you are."

But Kat was not convinced. She replied: "Now I'm a baby potato. A baby organic potato. But I still want to be skinny."

"You have lost a lot of weight," assured Rex. "I was the first person to tell you that."

So, should the "baby organic potato" become a thin French fry? Have your say.

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Darnell and Kat croon

Posted by Will Parkhouse

Imagine if, in an alternate reality, R Kelly teamed up with Bis's Manda Rin and penned a smooth-as-silk a capella ballad about their shared love for all things biscuity. You should now have an idea of the genius that is 'Cookie Love', the future chartbusting smash Darnell has written for Kat. Catchy? It's contagious as 'flu in a breeze.


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