Belinda, Belinda, Belinda talks, talks, talks. And sings.
Since Tuesday, the public have been voting to decide whether Rex or Belinda should be the fifth housemate to be publicly evicted from the Big Brother 9 house.
Belinda received 65% of the total votes cast and left the house to do a little dance and twirl in front of the paps. She loved it.
Belinda described her 14 days in the house as 'incredible' and added she was 'ever positive'. Although she didn't know who had nominated her and seemed quite surprised to learn that neither Rachel nor Darnell had voted to have her kicked out.
Belinda admitted she was nosy and inquisitive. She also acknowledged she had a problem with snoring. (I have to say that even though I found the compilation of Belinda's snoring clips quite funny, I would kill her if I had to share a bedroom with her.)
Whatever you think of Belinda, you have to agree that it's quite refreshing to see someone who's just been evicted and who's not bitchy about anyone in the house, doesn't spit venom and who sings in the studio to keep the audience entertained during the commercial break.
She loves Rex, she misread Rachel, loves Lisa ("fake, but genuine") and wants Dale to win. Why? "He's honourable, doesn't play a game and is clever." Just in case you haven't noticed.
Anyway, she has spent 14 marvellous days in the house, but now Belinda "Jazzy hands" Belinda Belinda is gone.
Still, I'm sure there will be a queue of top West End directors and producers knocking at her door tomorrow morning. It's never too late to turn Sleeping Beauty into a snoring one.
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Call me cynical, but whenever a loud person joins the house and their friends say something like "Oh, yeah, she's going to kick their a**es and smash the house to pieces" (or words to that effect), it's usually an early indication that the housemate in question will be kicked out at the first opportunity.
Last but certainly not least of the new arrivals was Belinda, a 44-year-old theatre director. The "bubbly" drama queen with a privileged background lived in East Africa until the age of 11, where she became very good at killing snakes.
