Sophie wins Big Brother! Siavash is second

 

The gallant runner-up swans out in loin cloth and stilettos - it's the latest thing, we're told - straight into the arms of Elvis McCall.

So one minute he was leaving, then he was staying, then he was leaving, then he was staying - well, now he's left, and he's trying to distract Davina from asking questions about Noirin. Be fair to the lad, the wounds are still fresh.

... and now Dav says Noirin's split with Isaac. This is shameless - they're just attempting to flap his legendary cool, but it's not going to work.

Anyway, no time to get too deep with Siav as Davina has an urgent appointment with Dogface...