July 10 - Eviction Prediction

Posted by Dan Curley

Last week, your erstwhile Eviction Predictor had an easy blog to write – Sree would be hitting the deck with less grace than a one-legged man trying to do a somersault. So certain was I in that piece that after my editor read it he said: “You’d better be right!” And, so adamant that I was correct about the upcoming result, I offered to come into work on the Saturday and correct all my mistakes for free if I was wrong.

I was right. But this week’s Eviction Prediction is not being written with such all-knowing arrogance. With a total of five housemates blind-folded and pinned to the firing line poles, this could go one of three ways.

Freddie aka Halfwit will survive once again. Having already won four one-on-one eviction fights against Sophia, Cairon, Angel and Sree, he is now the Big Brother equivalent of a Spartan – he’ll fight his heart out and wipe out hordes of enemies in the process, but he’ll eventually go down screaming. He’ll be in the final – but he will not win.

Fancy betting a tenner on Charlie to go? He’s every gay man and fag hag’s dream meat sandwich, a walking Oxo cube who emits sex gravy from every pore. Your eviction predictor says he’ll win the entire show, and anyone who fancies a flutter on him going tonight would be best off giving the money to a dead tramp in the hope he’ll rise from the dead, say: “I’m Jesus” and grant you immortality.

Sophie aka Dogface is not immune. We at Orange have a lot of time for her – she’s vastly more physically attractive than the Jordan/Jodie Marsh synthesised sex kittens of this world, while at the same time possessing a personality so down-to-earth you’d happily do the gardening with her. But pretty women don’t do well in Big Brother – Chantelle Houghton is the only exception to this rule who springs to mind, and she’s an acquired taste for sure.

So we’re left with Kris and Marcus. Kris is just a mouthful of Greek salad – totally unsatisfying but has a hint of flavour if you chew hard enough. If we had to pick, we’d go for Marcus being given the boot. The Indian accent he used on Sree will have earned him thousands of eviction phone calls… at the same time, he’s clearly a bit of nationalist who might get thousands of BNP votes to keep him in…

SEE ALSO:

Housemates turn on Halfwit... again >>
Nikki returns to Big Brother >>
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Comments

[What a PERV and a LETCH]

What a PERV and a LETCH that creep marcus has turned out to be.

[charlotte]

i disagree,
kris is not that bad he's fit and nice ..... =]

where as marcus is hideous...

and also a horrible person always spreading stuff and taking the mickey out of people its rude and unnecessary!!!!

sophie should stay and freddie should but he should go next week he is a pain!

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and charlie should go for being mean to poor rodrego!
rodrego to win! xxx

xxx =]

[best hm ever]

i want chris out of there he is soo full of himself and all he is is a bad hairdo. please vote to get him out of there!!!

[KIM]

its got to be kris, marcus might have said things to sree but remember what sree said to freddie and nothing happened to him, its unbleivable that he got away with taking the p**s out of freddie about his dyslexia

[June]

It's a good chance to get rid of Kris - Marcus will be nominated by other housemates again so we'll have a chance to get him out again. Kris is unlikely to be nominated by housemates so take you opportunity now - get Kris out.