Five new housemates
Posted by Dan Curley
Tonight Big Brother lobbed five brand new housemates into the mix before the eviction, and here’s a quick summary of them all…
Kenneth (pictured): Karly’s boyfriend who considers himself a self-employed international playboy. He thinks that if it doesn’t make money, it doesn’t make sense, and he thinks hell would look like Glasgow. Smoking offends him and he would least like to find swine flu in the house.
Bea: Bohemian hippy who works in recruitment and wants to be a stylist and have a vintage clothes shop in Ibiza. She doesn’t want to talk about her sex orgies (despite having done so) and she likes to love lots of people. A child of the ‘80s who’s offended by science fiction, the most insulting thing anyone could say to her is “I’ve got that dress”.
David: A recycled clothes sorter who sorts clothes for third world countries. He’s gay but doesn’t like being called gay “because if you’re a lard arse you don’t want to be called a lard arse”. If he could be any type of dog he’d be a fox, and he goes to bingo twice a week with his 80-year-old friend Doris.
Hira: A fashion designer who’s “not a daddy’s girl". Originally from Pakistan, she’s married to someone she’s related to. She’s quite ambitious, and her worst nightmare is to be locked in a room with dogs. She’s not come to the right place then.
Tom: A charterer surveyor who’s got biceps like watermelons. The credit crunch makes him angry, and his family describe him as the "periodical son". People say he looks like Anthony from Blue, and he goes to midnight mass to meet people. He says life is a good book so make it interesting for the reader. He attracts older women and seeing himself on camera makes him cringe. Cheers!
i am so glad bea has gone , she was just a really bitchy girl and she came up with all the entertain ment , now she has gone it is not the same. i think isacc was really kind , down to earth. david and lisa make a great opposite couple lol. i felt really sorry for freddie when bea said she doesnt like negative people , he started crying and it was sad. david is funny because he says weird things. charlie is just wow , cant belive he is gay.rodrigo and charlie have got a thing havnt they they?.
Posted by: charley | 25 August 2009 at 21:53
This guy is a nasty piece of work.
Two faced and a threat to the house.
GET HIM OUT.
Posted by: GET HIM OUT. | 22 July 2009 at 17:07
I love that Bea girl, i think she's right to ignore all the crap about how the world is going to end in a years or whatever time. I think Hira is so thick! Did you see her in the diary room?! She was so embarassing, and to top it all off she left the hamper in the god damn diary room after Big Bro had told her to take out of there so the housemates could have something to eat!! I bloody hope she's the first one out, not even "Dogface" couldn be THAT thick, and that's saying something!
Posted by: Sweety Pie | 18 July 2009 at 10:51