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Posted by Dan Curley

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Not even an argumentative toad like Jordan could argue with this week’s Eviction Prediction – the only way Freddie aka Halfwit will be leaving the Big Brother house this Friday would be by having a freak brain embolism or by accidentally standing on a unearthed WWII bomb and being blasted over the wall. He’s been given a week-away from the firing line by the other housemates. Enjoy it as long as it lasts, sunshine – exactly one week.

Once again we have a large assemblage of attention-seeking absurdities with nooses tied around their necks. Four housemates will be sat on that couch, perspiring themselves into human putty, so let’s scratch our chins a bit and wonder who’s getting hung.

Siavash has less chance of walking the streets on Friday night than Peter Sutcliffe. He may well have pranced into the house looking like the offspring of a pagan Willy Wonka and the star of Edvard Munch painting The Scream, but he has been a persistent paroxysm of pleasure for this Eviction Predictor. His rant on gay sex, “If I was gay man I’d f*** everything in the entire club!”, was a hilarity tsunami, and he has been a constant source of nuance and wit. He is one of the few BB caged animals I’d like to have a pint with – providing he paid for it.

Sophie, Sophie, Dogface… the Big Brother 10 house without you would be like a family picnic without the bottle of vodka. Fusing all the likeability of Bill Oddie with the sexual “Cor blimey!” of Megan Fox (well, almost), she’s the kind of woman most men would be happy to have a platonic relationship with, providing they can have some pictures as well. She won’t reach the final – but she’ll live to see another week.

Which leaves us with the two frontrunners for this week’s hanging – Noirin and Karly. At the time of writing, our own eviction poll has Karly at 47% and Noirin at 44% - you might as well flick a coin there’s so little in it. Karly is the female equivalent of Kris – good eye candy for those who just want to rub chocolate on their face, but with a brain made so clearly of timber you can see the varnish dribbling out of her ears.

However, most of the Big Brother watchers here feel close to slashing open our wrists whenever Noirin comes on the screen and starts her foul whining. She walked in with all the exuberance of a peacock and quickly morphed into a depressed pigeon with a broken wing. We’re bored of you, Noirin – and it’s time for you to get your coat.