Freddie vs Angel

Posted by Dan Curley

They say whatever doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. If this is true, then Freddie "Halfwit" will wake up tomorrow virtually invincible. Tonight will see him having to deal with the agonising stress of waiting to hear Davina call out either his name - or that of another housemate.

Having already dispatched the tiny terror Sophia and cocky American Cairon, he's facing a bout against Russian "boxer" Angel, a fitness freak who could be related to Rocky IV's villain Ivan Drago. We're not expecting a close call here for two reasons.

1). Angel's been having a go at all the other female housemates about their weight. And there's nothing that gets on people's nerves more than a neurotic fitness fanatic picking at other's minor imperfections. The female voting mass will not only want to ring the phone to get her out they'll want to ring her blooming neck! Expect boos a plenty.

2). BB history has proved that whoever the housemates keep nominating for eviction near the start always seems to survive to the very end. Ulrika Jonsson being the most recent example in this year's Celebrity Big Brother.

We can't deny we're not Halfwit's biggest fans, but as Kris wisely pointed out the other day: "He's not nasty, and I can't use words like d*** to describe him, he's just a bit of a pleb."