Cairon evicted!
Posted by Dan Curley
Judge British Public has made its decision - Halfwit was the lesser of two evils and Cairon has been slung onto the Big Brother slag heap.
His swaggering American-teen bombast showed promise at first, but the 18-year-old student brought less substance to the table than one of Angel's water bowl meals. In his final show, he said in the diary room: "At the end of the day you gotta be true to yourself and if you ain't that - you're nuffin’."
Sage counsel, Cairon, but if you're true to yourself AND nuffin', you end up with the same result - nuffin'.
We were hoping for another Coolio monolith who’d specialise in badgering the other housemates with domineering menace. But all we got was a moody kid, a stretched version of Arnold Jackson from Different Strokes "Whatchoo talkin' about Big Brother!?".
He was bombarded with the boos as Dav’ shrewdly noticed: “Look at him, Cairon is gutted.” He tried to rub it off in the interview, saying he was tired.
We have no doubt - he slept so much we're surprised he wasn't brought out of the house on a stretcher.
Tatty-bye Cairon!
Fat lot of good it did Half Wit letting Noireen stop drawing her glasses/tash on. She didn't appreciate it. He should have changed his name back.
I thought her attempts at glasses were pathetic. I would have done really elaborate ones like Dame Edna!
Posted by: Malik | 25 June 2009 at 14:16
IMO BB is overdone time to say goodbye has the making of the most boring one ever Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: James | 20 June 2009 at 15:48
i think now everyones going to start to hang around with Halfwit, by surviving two evictions the housemates are going to think he is absolutly loved on the outside, so by being horrid to him they'll think they'll be disliked so therefore by wanting to be liked they'll think that being with halfwit is the best way.
Posted by: Mell | 20 June 2009 at 15:44
Good I am glad the sulky teenager went next one to go hopefully will be the lech Marcus.
Posted by: sheila | 20 June 2009 at 15:30
i think cairon was bored and a lot of pointless conversations..made him sleep a lot...cnt blame him..big bro ya'll need to spice things up....cuz really the house is boring.
shame cairon has gone but at least he gets to enjoy is summer with freedorm..nd gd conversations.
Posted by: unknown | 20 June 2009 at 14:52
Can you tell us all why you thought he was going to be like the black americans you compared him to above? Arnold Jackson and Coolio are both fictional based characters that other emphasis jerry springer chat show stereotypical "black" attitude. It sells. Much respect to this Kid for being himself and being voted out because he didnt live up to "what behaviour you wanted to see" from a black american. Black people are more than this and I hope this kid goes onto to do great things which were not expected of him.
Posted by: Jenma | 20 June 2009 at 11:28
The right arogent little turd went out.What ever he will be like when he grows up only god knows.Perhaps when he sees himself on replay he might think twice about himself, but I dought it. Thank god he has gone.
Posted by: Bubbles | 20 June 2009 at 11:21
What a GOOD idea .
Have a big brother show made up of all the mindless idiots that make and produce the show.
Posted by: What a GOOD idea . | 20 June 2009 at 11:04
The bottom line is alota sensible people couldnt care a 4x about big brother and the blue ribbon dysfunctional hominids who prostitute themselves on the catwalk of illusion and if davina knew anything she'd realise patriotism is the last resort of a scroundrel ,big brother is displaying to world what a bunch of jackasses their producers really are ,mind you it would be very interesting to have these faceless idiots in the house .
Posted by: samdopy | 20 June 2009 at 10:54