BB10 - First Eviction

Posted by Dan Curley

The Big Brother house is one lunatic lighter after the first eviction put the six remaining non-housemates up to face the public's wrath. Up and down the country phones were manhandled as people voted to turn their favourite into proper, full housemates. Angel, Sophia, Marcus, Sree and Siavesh were saved, leaving the extraordinarily vacuous Beinazir tossed out into the Big Brother bins where she'll stay until Pret-A-Manger snaps her up.

She had one of the shortest and most miserable careers in reality TV history. Three poxy days, sleeping on a floor eating cold soup is probably not what she signed up for and it was a dismal innings even by Big Brother's standards.

"I'm so f**king sorry," Siavesh elegantly apologised to Beinazir a second after finding out no one voted for her. All the housemates were cheering "Benny! Benny! Benny!" like she'd just scored the winning goal in a FA Cup Final, when in fact she'd just come last in a popularity contest. It was a bleak eviction - no crowd to lay on the cheers and boos, just Davina screeching "Yay!".

It was televisual torture - the likes of which will hopefully put people off ever applying to be a BB contestant.

When asked by Dav about what went wrong, she reasoned: "It could have been anyone of us... If I had my clothes and make-up my personality would have come out more." It was possibly the most flaccid excuse for being booted out the house we've ever heard.

Goodbye Beinazir. You'll be missed - not a jot.