Are they for real?

If only Lisa and Mario knew what the crowds think of them every time their faces grace our screens during the live shows...

Last Friday when Davina mocked Mario's cookie-eating habits, the crowds outside the Big Brother complex were probably no less vicious and aggressive than those witnessing the gladiators' fights in ancient Rome.

But, apart from the masticating noises, there are a few “extra” bits about Mario and Lisa, which make quite a few BB viewers want to drown the pair in the house pool.

For example, do we need to put up with their constant snogging, cuddling and bathing together? Then there's the issue of daily workouts in the garden. Mario's words of “wisdom” in a house full of hyperactive, oversexed people barely in their twenties also grate a bit.

And obviously, there's also Lisa's permanently smug/bored/botoxed (delete as appropriate) face.

But hang on, maybe we're just too cruel on them! Maybe they’re just normal people, behaving in a normal way. Maybe, just maybe, we should be celebrating their genuine love and affection for each other – rather than putting the boot in.

Let us know what you think below.

Comments

[peewee]

Well to be honest, i did not lke lisa at first with all that slappy soapy stuff with the sleazy horrible mario which seemed to go on forever and give me a bucket stuff. But i have changed my mind and i have a new respect for lisa, who is proving to be a good housemate. Mario stifled her and smothered her true personality, which has now revealed itself. She has laughed more and stood out as a character that she did not do when that mario was around. The same thing is happening again with rex and nicole, maybe in a different way because she entered as a surprise, and they can't cope. But lisa is adament that she and mario are a solid couple. That may well be the case. But lisa is doing really well in the house without that wanabee oversized moron who loves himself.

[Tasha]

Well it looks as tho Mario had a hold on Lisa while he was in the house. It seems a weird set up. As if hes holding something over her because as soon as he left she has really come out of herself.. & I love Lisa !
Lisa or Dale to win !

[BARRY]

she need less clothes on not more lol but it would be a woman that wrote that huh.
she has a hot body and we want moreeee hehe

[brad]

think they are just look below lol.
i think she is lovely DAMMM HOT

[ivor bigyan]

great idea alan she,d look well hot dressed like that
shes one lush chick
women must be jelous of her

[alan]

totaly agree dal
she,d make a great wonder woman!!!!
now im dreaming of that like lol

[dal]

omg wish i could have one night with her like shes one hot woman

[dave]

call mario for slaging bex off then you vote bex out over them two errrmmm i ok

[ann]

I have been watching bb live since 1.0 clock and have heard nothing but Mario and Lisa slaging Bex off. They talk nice to her face but when she is not around they are very nasty people. In fact they have talked about everybody in the house behind their backs. GET HIM OUT

[peewee]

Mario is sooo confident of himself he is now having a domestic with Lisa and thinks its okay because he feels he is safe now. He will be thinking that rex must be up for eviction. Ha! no mario its youuu. Ha hope he goes. Give Lisa a chance to be herself.

[Louise]

FAKE FAKE FAKE
Mario boressss me soo much it is unbeleivable! Does anyone else think that Lisa is a man?? I do- who finds it fun to lift up your bf/gf ? It really cringey to watch to be honest! Mario is also taking the on the role of Mikeys leader. Mikey is a grown man and has had this disability all his life and he has dealt with it without Mario (why does Mario need to help him now) Mario wont even talk to Mikey when he leaves the house. I think this a ploy to keep himself in the house as everyone will think "Well if we get rid of Mario who is going to look after Mikey?" Complete set up!! Lisa well where are her clothes?? She like 40 and she is wearing what a 15 year old would wear it not right Big Brother if your not going to get rid of her atleast make her wear clothes!!

[jackie]

They make me sick, this not want we want to see. Euucchh

[peewee]

I really would not like to look like Lisa!! Whatever floats your boat guy's. As entertainment i find the pair annoying, arrogant and false. The rest of them are not brilliant. But i think it would be fun to bring in a new housemate, either a taller even more voluptuos female with bigger boobs and longer legs than Lisa to wipe the smirk off Lisa's face. Or get Mario out and bring in an adonis taller than Mario and better looking just before he goes. THEN we can liven up this place. Maybe do the cuff thingy again where they have to be chained to each other. They need to be separated, It's just like being at home to them. Because they rule they need a bit of hardship to make it less boring. Mario is jealous of Stuart!!!

[LOU]

LMAO what a good post Beth i agree 110% with all of what you say

[beth]

i think lisa and mario make it !! i think the others have the green eyed gremlin as the wish they could get it on.
And yes i do see what Luke is up to he's a sneaky creep he needs to go back to uni and learn how to speak

[joe]

agreed with down below id rather these two stay in than wobble gob Luke but we can see his true colours are comming to the top now.
ive got to agree with the last post women are to thick to notice what he,s doing, he's good at acting the funny boy but alot do see him for what he is.

[Barry]

lisa i love you like !!!!
god damm sexy
Ive got to agree more should be in older the younger ones are saying and bitching about the same things over and over its spoiling it.
I hope Luke goes he,s so sneaky the girls at home are took in with his funny man act they cant see him for what he realy is.

[jason]

lisa is one hot woman !!! more women in like her and less kids like the others.
BB should have in 25+

[jason]

lisa is one hot woman !!! more women in like her and less kids like the others.
BB should have in 25+

[scott]

i have to agree lads thats what a real woman looks like not your boney assd i am it girl, she makes BB good to watch

[john]

wish that was me in the bath with her ... mario you lucky sod

[steve]

oh anno one night with her eh one can dream !!!!!!! she's hot

[david]

ive got to agree she,s lovely, women would love to look like her the ones posting stuff on heer have the green eyed monster imo

[Dale]

I think she is drop dead kick ass sexy give me a night with her ooooooo please

[ann]

I find it strange that Mario and Lisa both nominated the same persons. Are they having discissions under the bed covers or when they are sitting like king and queen in the garden