Jonty genius
Posted by Will Parkhouse
Wow, Jonty totally owned the Big Brother highlights last night. Dali would’ve been jealous at the high calibre of surrealism the J-man was throwing out, both in his role as "Big Jonty" (BB had the afternoon off) and on his own terms:
To Ziggy: “Big Jonty was wondering how you would feel if your name was changed to ‘Plastic Grass’?”
To the twins: "If it meant you would win Big Brother, would you share a bloodbath with the other housemates?"
And best of all:
Jonty: "Wouldn't it be weird if we were on our way out and one by one we all turned into sun-cream lotion? There’d be no point interviewing us - we wouldn’t say very much. We’d be blue with ‘very high 30’ written across us.”
Ziggy: "That would just be strange."
Jonty: "Very strange. That would just mess the whole show up.”
If only he’d been in from the start!
actually i read the daily mail JFK so dont see the relevance there. i take it you dont have kids then, or you dont care about them
Posted by: kaytya | 07 September 2007 at 16:11
oooo almost forgot
myspace.com/jontyfanklub
;)
Posted by: JFK | 05 September 2007 at 22:26
sun readers really scare me, anything different in life and they mention the children,, in jonty's case i see the point they're trying to make and i agree, i would not want my kids near him, why would i ever want my children to be more intellectual than i?
Posted by: JFK | 05 September 2007 at 22:21
Yay!
Posted by: Laila | 04 September 2007 at 01:14
oh well i shall keep watching the x factor you will all be telling me they are pervs as well never mind roll on big brother next year!!!
Posted by: DEBBIE | 03 September 2007 at 20:59
Dont you think we are getting a little sad now, we all have our views. News flash big brother finished!
Hope to disagree with you all in next big brother.
Lv yas xxx
Posted by: Laila | 03 September 2007 at 17:02
Debbie i can assure you 100% that i am not a sour faced person with a sad life but i can also assure you that i would not trust jonty as far as i could throw him, he is definitely not a normal person im sorry but hes not he is a pervert and a weirdo and i am not sorry to say it like Laila was. Tell me you wouldnt mind you kids being around Jonty then Debbie. I bet no mother would i know i definitely wouldnt
Posted by: kaytya | 03 September 2007 at 15:55
to be honest i think you are all jealous of jonty, you dont know how to have a laugh you are all sour faces who seem take your sad old lives out on jonty.
Posted by: DEBBIE | 03 September 2007 at 14:13
What a load of old rubbish!! Debbie i'm so with you on this one. Jonty is NOT A PERV.
Posted by: ? | 03 September 2007 at 13:25
Thats only your view on mike, debbie. I actually think he talks some sense
Posted by: Laila | 03 September 2007 at 12:03
oh dear mike! you are so sad!
Posted by: DEBBIE | 03 September 2007 at 10:07
Right Debbie, you gotta be Jontys mum or sister or a relative.The guy is defo a perv you got blinkers on or summat.. People like you that walk around with goody goody things to say about weird and abnornal PERVS lke that bloke will eat your words when summat bad happens or is found out about Jonty.............
Posted by: mike | 03 September 2007 at 09:25
so you should be..thats somebodys son you are being nasty about. jontys a good person who likes a laugh...
Posted by: DEBBIE | 02 September 2007 at 22:05
I really am sorry i didnt mean to be so rude, my mum would be disgusted. Sorry all i was rude and inconsiderate
Posted by: Laila | 02 September 2007 at 21:43
Sorry
Posted by: Laila | 02 September 2007 at 21:10
Laila, Why do you call Jonty a perv?
Posted by: ? | 02 September 2007 at 19:37
im disgusted by you laila how can you say something like that who are you? who do you think you!im a mum of 3 how dare you say whoever likes jonty are pervs.....speak for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: DEBBIE | 02 September 2007 at 18:23
Only ugly people say that, i agree with kaytya, he is a freak and he will always be one. People who agree with jontys behaviour are probably pervs aswell
Posted by: Laila | 02 September 2007 at 13:31
might not be perfection Phil but at least im normal and not a perverted weirdo
Posted by: kaytya | 02 September 2007 at 12:06
Well at least Jonty came 6th, although he should never have been in there in the 1st place. At least i agree with you on that one Debbie cant wait for next years BB lets just hope there is no perverts and weirdos this time
Posted by: kaytya | 02 September 2007 at 12:05
BB is over. Hooray!! Series 1 was good, series 2 was good, series 3 was ok. After that I lost interest.
Posted by: Nat | 02 September 2007 at 12:05
To all those having a go at Jonty-Look in the mirror and what you will see is not perfection by any means.
Posted by: phil | 02 September 2007 at 12:02
WELL BIG BROTHER HAS FINISHED AND IM MISSING IT ALL READY, IM SO SAD AND HAVE BEEN BORED ALL DAY, PLEASE HURRY UP AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE, MIGHT EVEN APPLY MYSELF!!!LOL!!!!.
Posted by: DEBBIE | 01 September 2007 at 19:30
COME ON JO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS DAMM RIGHT OFFENSIVE ON JONTYS BEHALF HOW CAN YOU EVER THINK TO BRING CHILDREN INTO THIS, YOU CAN`T TELL ME YOU NEVER LAUGH WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD FART SOMETIMES, OH AND I SUPPOSE YOU DONT HAVE TEDDIES ON YOUR BED!!!! JONTY IS JONTY AND WOULD NOT LIKE TO CHANGE HIM AT ALL, GOOD LUCK TO THE BLOKE AND KEEP UP WITH THE FARTS AND BURPS AND PLAYING WITH HIS TEDDIES, WE LIKE YOU JONTY!!!!
Posted by: DEBBIE | 01 September 2007 at 19:23
At least Jonty has the guts to be honest about his desires and sexual preferences. If people were not so taboo about sex then perhaps the world would be a better place. I wonder if George W had a bit of hanky panky spanky wtih his wife, would there even be an Iraq war? Or perhaps he just needed a soft toy to talk to?
Jonty is obviously a sensitive soul.
Posted by: Dan | 01 September 2007 at 13:24