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Uchea to their own

Posted by Will Parkhouse

If I was Beelzebub (don’t worry, I’m not) and I wanted to refurbish hell – y’know, Feng Shui it up a bit by ordering in new tormenting devices, appoint some new devilish minions etc – I’m pretty sure I’d be keen to get Charley involved.

Charley (c) Rex 2007In fact, having seen The Evil One’s eviction performance on Friday, I think I could hop off to Majorca with all my demon pals for a two-week holiday and leave her to get on with it.

Here’s the thing, though. Judging by her oblivious reaction to Friday’s lynch-mob atmosphere, even after she’d heard her underworld victims screaming with hatred, Charley would still be utterly convinced that she was a big hit.

“Did you see the signs for me? Wow!” she raved as she returned to the house. Er, what, those signs that said “Get Charley out”? Luckily for her, the other housemates hadn’t, no, and, thanks to Ms Uchea’s delusional ramblings, are now terrified that Charley is in fact the most popular housemate ever and that nominating her will lead to eternal damnation.

Charley deserved to face humiliation and defeat on an unprecedented scale. Unfortunately, Madame Devious's remarkable levels of self-deception have beaten us all and the whole scheme's backfired. Damn, damn, damn.

Comments

zara

charleys really clever she only said all those things about having a positive vibe from the audience to wind the housemates up and try to make her look like the good guy in the house and channelle bad. i like charley shes funny and entertaining
KEEP HER IN!!!!!!!

Claire

I agree with what people are saying on here about charley being honist and not being two faced but there are ways of telling people things and charley realy needs to learn how!
I carnt stand her and i carnt wait for her to leave BB.

Christine

How much longer can charley get away with her unacceptable conduct in the house. What she said to gerry was totally unacceptable conduct, and she has to go. she gets away with far too much and it isnt funny anymore. I was one who said keep her in for entertainment. But her venom gets worse, and the me show is wearing thin. get her out. her tantrums give me a headache.

tony

its all one big fix, charlie will be looked after by big brother even if she was nominated they would fix the public vote, i have lost interest in the whole show now and wont be watching or voting any more

tasha

i think charley is funny keep her in the house with out her the rest are boring big brother brian to win but charley is fun to see

andi

Ok, Charlie needs to leave, She's self centered talks over everybody, puts her opinion on everyone else but won't accept there's. DAN why don't you go on the official bb website if you want to know whats going on?

Ruth

Everyone keeps saying they want Charley to stay in as she is entertaining but on the other hand all comments are for someone other than Charley to win?! If she is 'SO' entertaining why then does she not deserve to win? I don't believe she is entertaining, what is entertaining about watching a 2 year old have a tantrum? (as this is what she is like) All she is doing is making all the other housemates miserable and un-entertaining. If she wasn't there i'm sure they would show some more of their personalities. If i was in the house i would be trying to persuade everyone to just leave whichever area she is having her tantrum in and leave her on her own. If she follows move to another area again, she'll soon get the message. She likes the fight and i don't think the other HM's should be giving her a fight back.

mintty

why does the society despises the truth, Charley say it the way she sees it, fact the truth is always bitter, she is not two face, she does one common thing every woman does "bitching" so?. Secondly Charley is the most valuable contender in BB house. This is deja vu can you guys remember Makosi she was so valuable and entertaining however was loathed for her antic which rated BB highly that year. She's melted off no single media person in her favour regardless her performance in the house. Her name sounded like Vodermat in Harry Potter. What a strange world. Unforfortunately and predictably Charley will disapear like a thin air as well. Can you guys imagine BB 8 without Charley? we'll be constrained or compelled to watch Ziggy / Channelle shenanigans. Bring Emily back, she would have been a superb house mate and a good competition for Chanelle, and she is not a racist but just unfortunate.
Brian to win.

becca

i h8 charlie she really does think she is gods gift and every1 lyks her but wen she gts ot all the ova housemates and herself r really gna c wot people think of her GET CHARLIE OUT!!! GET CHARLIE OUT!!!!!!

lisa

I don't know what everyones problem is with Charley - she speaks her mind and is not two-faced like most of the others in there!! Get moaning faced Chanelle and prat Ziggy out and Brian to win - he is mega value for money - love him!!

kate

every time i see or hear charley i genuinley want to slap her!!! she looks like the back end of a bus, she is rude, she is arrogant and is actually quite proud of the fact that she doesnt work and pay her way. cant wait till shes voted out and sees what people really think of her

Ian

Charley looks like Danny Glover with a wig on. A true BOBFOC - Body of babewatch, face off crimewatch

jo

Does she believe she is popular or is she as delusional and manipulitive as she appears.I am genuinely not sure. She is the most aggravating person ever to appear on BB and every time I see her supercilious face I want to slap her.. so if provoking (any) reaction is the programme maker aim, they succeeded with her. I only wish she wasn't such a bully to Channelle (Chanel,Channel,dunno how she spells it) Most of those people in there are fairly hard-nosed, like Nicky and Tracey or vacuous like the twins but Channell IS being bullied by that nasty piece of work and now that she and Ziggy aren't an item, and she doesn't feel she has an ally, she looks more and more down-trodden and miserable. Charley never misses an opportunity to have a dig at her or put her down. She is absolutely horrible.

joanne hudson

what planet is charlie on !!!! im sick of her get her out !!!! im not watching it until she has got kicked off (next week i hope)

donna

big brother stinks!!!!!its the charley show.she went back in on fri and has been influencing noms since.its one rule for her and another for the other housemates.i am loosing interest fast!!!!!!!!!!get her out.evil self centered cow

Coolcha

OMG, Charley is the only excitin one in the bloody house!
If she was not left in the house what would be the point in watchin? it would be even more hell if she wasnt there
BOREDOM!!!!

potatoace

Last weeks attack on Charley was always destined to backfire. Charley is clearly dillusional , its actually quite a serious issue...we have a girl on the show with a mental illness and Ch4 et all are making entertainment and money out of it.

Amanda

I must admit I've started to quite like Charley. Dan - writers and editors sometimes have opinions of their own which they express in 'columns' or even 'blogs.' I'm sorry to have to break the bad news for you, but journalists have been doing this for years. GASP!

sassy

charlie out she is grating on my nerves she really is a freak, also chanelle out she is a whingin fxxk

Will

Get out the wrong side of bed this morning did we, Dan?

Liz

Hmmm, she said it's the Charley show, beginning to think she's right. Heard on radio Davina's agent signed her up on her quick exit on Fri ("quick! sign on the dotted line Charley, and carry on being a bigot!!") BB didn't speak to her?? They must think we're all oblivious like Charley.

Teresa

CANNOT believe Charleys got away with being nominated again this week... and all down to big brother as am sure if Ziggy had had his usual two nominations he would have used one for Charley and she'd be up. Am gutted, please please get the gnarly delusional cow out!!!

clare

wake up charly an smell the coffee wer woz u fri nite not the same place as other people ur r not a star at all lol

Dan

I really hate this blogging rubbish. No offence to the guy whose doing it but I have been out the loop away from the net from a while and this seems like a big event. But this is not reporting, this is opinion. I much much prefered last years coverage where they actually told you what was going on! Every single major event inthe bb house this year has not been covered fully, if we want a blog, we will find one from google, from a proper site like orange we want reporting, and if they add a blog then fine. frankly this gives me no idea what is really going on, which is a shame cus i absolutly hate charlie and would like to kno what is actually going on

Curley

Get Charlie out!
Get Charlie out!
Get Charlie out!
Get Charlie out!
Get Charlie out!
She is evil!

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