High on Bri
Posted by Will Parkhouse
We got a sublime Diary Room performance from Brian on last night’s show after the water fight broke out.
“I thought it was Waterworld Part II, it's out of order. Charley says she's the Queen Bee… These women are insane," he wailed. "And the boys are pussies cos they're the ones that started that and I had to finish it for them… I was the only one standing, against 5,000 women in the Big Brother house all completely screw-loose… I'm turning into Victor Meldrew."
Victor Meldrew? Nah, the bit I love are those Kevin and Perry-style grunts of injustice he makes ("guh, sooo unfair").
"I need another woman to come in what I can talk to! A normal proper girl what I can talk to, who's not insane, and doesn't need to go and see the men in white coats. A normal girl who's down-to-earth and likes cider and doesn't throw water in my face."
But that girl, he decided, is Amanda, who is "untouchable… like an angel”. Oh Brian, what are we going to do with you?

brian aint as dumb as he waz makin out but he was the best and i dont think the twins should get as much publicity as they got just for liking pink!!!!!!!
Posted by: jeni | 03 March 2008 at 09:35
i am soo happy brian won good on him
Posted by: christinaxx | 01 September 2007 at 14:30
Brian is so lovely. He is soft gentle and not at all aggresive. I loved the way he stood up to Charley.
Keep him in. Hope he wins
Posted by: nanniesue | 19 July 2007 at 13:17
Brian is fab. Just when you think he is such a himbo, he will acutally come out with something quite insightful.
Posted by: Lisa | 18 July 2007 at 12:25
Ilove brian espesially when he said he was giving himself a haircut 2 cheer himself up and ended up cutting his ear bless him.. He is great 2 watch i would love him 2 win
Posted by: sugarpea | 18 July 2007 at 11:27
Brian crack me up anytime he is screened especially in the dairy room, one of his best bit that got me in stitches last night was when he was counselling Big brother in the dairy room also loved the way BB played along though BB wasn't expecting that from him it was so improvising of BB. Love him. so harmless, no single bone of malice in him, Brian to win.
Posted by: mintty | 18 July 2007 at 08:46
BRIAN TO WIN!! hes amazin! i justlove the way he speaks n puts his words across its classic im laffin thru out the show! defo brian to win! GET ZIGGY OUT hes so nasty to chanelle!
Posted by: lucie | 17 July 2007 at 22:16
Big Brother has to expose the twins secret stash of chocolate, to show they are not as pure as everyone thinks, that will stir things up.
Posted by: Barrie Thomas | 17 July 2007 at 20:49
i really want brian to win, hes so funny, great entertainment :)
BRIAN TO WIN!
Posted by: bex | 17 July 2007 at 18:48
brian is hilarious, just the way how he phrases something or over exagerates a work will have me in stitches, brian to win cuz he is pure entertainment
Posted by: | 17 July 2007 at 17:41
Oh, he's so sweet! And he's right about all those girls being nuts - they're all awful. Why can't they put any normal women in the house?
Posted by: pod | 17 July 2007 at 17:35
Brian is great, he's the only one that's fun to watch! He should definatley win :D
Posted by: Debzwaaah | 17 July 2007 at 15:12
Brian is class!! He is the best of a dreary bunch.
Posted by: Sarah | 17 July 2007 at 13:35