Another think coming
Posted by Will Parkhouse
It’s existential crisis time, folks! Yep, everyone who’s anyone in the house seems to be doing some hardcore soul-searching at the moment.
Housemates are obviously getting the seven-week itch, which means they’ve started to ask themselves questions like: does anyone like me? Why are we here? And is there a God? Big Brother hasn’t been helping matters by feeding them little nuggets of news from the outside world.
Ziggy - surely the most confused housemate ever - doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going. Even BB's reassuring message from his family backfired. The only other housemate to get news from The Outside was Charley, so now Ziggy’s paranoid that his fate is somehow mysteriously linked to hers... in a Harry Potter-Voldemort sort of way.
Volde... sorry, Charley has also been shaken up after hearing chants of “Get Charley out”. Suddenly her delusions of glory were shattered and she went a bit quiet. But she still doesn’t get that it’s not just the shouting we don’t like: it’s her whole personality. She couldn’t understand why the public, who she knew hated her, thought she’d be the housemate most likely still to be in the public eye in five years’ time. Charley, we think, is about to discover the difference between fame and infamy.
Gerry too, is going a little nutty. We’ll let him off though, as he’s made us abolish our Brian Quote of the Day, thanks to last night’s glowing effort: “Carole will survive anyone,” he said - adding, unpredictably, “She will be like the cockroach after atomic holocaust. You know if there’s an atomic bomb only cockroaches will survive, maybe some other creatures? Carole will be there cooking for the cockroaches.”

im so pleased charley has gone she deserved it totally!!!
i rekon david and kara-louise shud becum propa housemates coz i rekon shanessa and amy luv themselves and jonty is 2 nerdy!!! xxx
Posted by: stacey | 28 July 2007 at 20:00
No need to be sorry Nicola. Well maybe a little bit.
Posted by: Will | 25 July 2007 at 17:41
Gerry chats rubbish. STOP TRYIN TO PROVE YOU'RE CLEVER!!!
Posted by: I THINK... | 25 July 2007 at 15:27
Im sorry but as much as i hate watching the program because of the immaturities of chanelle and charley , it still kinda makes me laugh... Please get charley out!!! lIAM TO WIN!
Posted by: nicola | 25 July 2007 at 13:03
It's not the show, it's the people in it! It worries me watching this - what will society be like in 10 years time. A complete bunch of spoilt, materialistic, power hungary individuals. I would not go on that show for all the tea in China - how shallow do you have to be to go on?
Posted by: Xsar | 25 July 2007 at 07:27
As far as i'm corncerned i think almost all of the women in that house are complete tarts. I watched the begigning of the show and it was OK but soon i began to loath the young girls espeically that tart that likes to think shes posh (why?!). After two days i stopped watching altogether. I'm afraid i just couldnt stand them any loner. The only decent one in there is Carol.
Posted by: jess | 24 July 2007 at 20:33
That is true though isn't it? Cockroaches are the only thing that would survive in a nuclear war? Am I a gullible numpty?
Still, a little harsh to Carol.
Posted by: s | 24 July 2007 at 18:05